I Never Do Anything When I Am Sober, Because It Rarely Ever Happens, But If I Called You It would Be To Fire You


Don't talk to me
I'm busy
You have no booze for me
I love drinking
I'm a beer fiend
Where is my phone?

I made a call
Screw you all
It's so exhausting to be a rockstar
I'm drunk and pathetic
Slurring and stumbling
I can't play the victim this time
And I'm passed out

Don't talk to me
I'm busy
You have no booze for me
I love drinking
I'm a beer feind
Where is my phone?

I can't sing worth a shit
I get too drunk
It's so exhausting to be a drama queen
Beer bongs
And keg stands
No wonder I'm passed out
I can't play the victim this time
Now I'm puking

Don't talk to me
I'm busy
You have no booze for me
I love drinking
I'm a beer feind

Where is my phone?

I never call you when I'm sober
I'm sorry John but you are fired

How could I have drank so much booze?
How could I when I was already high?

Don't talk to me
I'm busy
You have no booze for me
I love drinking
I'm a beer feind
Where is my phone?

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