Not sure what's up. Level 4 works just fine for me. Try again, hopefully it'll work for you. If you get past level 4, you'll win the game.
How you will know if you did ok hiding the pot noodle:
Round 1: She kisses you.
Round 2: Blowjob
Round 3: "If I find that filth in our house, it's over between us"
Round 4: "How about I make you a salad sandwich *blink, blink*"
Be sure you hide it. I hate it when she goes kung-fu on me. OW!
p.s. Here's how to win Level 4:
Hide it in the trash can.