"Alcohol" by Brad Paisley.

I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
with somebody twice your size
I've been known to cause a few breakups
and I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, and Bordeaux, France
I've been makin the bars lots of big money
And helpin white people dance
Yeah, I got you in trouble in high school
But college, now, that was a ball
You had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me--
ALCOHOL

I got blamed at your wedding reception
for your best friend's embarrassing speech
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
And I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
put that lampshade on your head

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, and Bordeaux, France
I've been makin a fool out of folks just like you
and helpin white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me
ALCOHOL

And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, and Bordeaux, France
I've been makin the bars lots of big money
And helpin white people dance
Yeah, I got you in trouble in high school
But college, now, that was a ball
You had some of the best times
you'll never remember with me--
ALCOHOL

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