I'd rock the job because I'm friendly with noobs.
...at least in the beginning. Then I roast them for their mistakes. XD
But seriously, I'd be good at it because I like making new people feel welcome around here, and try to do my best to let them know the hang of this place. Plus I've been around for long enough to know how things are run, so I'd be able to help those in distress.
And I know I don't post much, but I can always make time if needed.
Oh, and I'm prompt too, just look at how fast I replied.
EDIT: Aw damn, beat by one minute. Oh well, still good enough I hope?