Well, here on campus, there are buttloads of squirrels from grey, to red, to black ones. The Black ones we call black ninja squirrels, because they tend to pop outta NOwhere and tend to jump and scare the crap outta you when you least expect it.. One actually stalked someone and stared at her from a tree because she had the bright idea of chasing the damn thing.
But anyways. One of the black squirrels somehow found its way into someone's apartment on campus....
It took like 3 people to apprehend the little bugger. xD Hence the pwnage part. xD