A man is walking along the beach and sees a girl with no arms and no legs sitting on the beach crying her eyes out. He goes over to her and says "what's the matter?" The girl looks at him and says "I've never been hugged before." So the guy leans down and gives her a hug. She gets all happy and thanks him so the guy leaves. He comes back the next day and sees the same girl again crying her eyes out. He goes over to her and says "what's wrong now?" she looks at him and says "I've never been kissed before." So the guy looks around, no one else is around so he leans down and gives her a nice soft kiss. She gets all happy and thanks him so he leaves. The next day, he see the same girl again crying her eyes out. The man says "what's the matter now?" She looks up at him and says "I've never been fucked before." So he pickes her up, throws her in the ocean and says, "Now your fucked."