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Lunachicks · 03-17-2004, 03:07 PM

Here goes a few ones:

If the walls could talk, what would they say?
"Stop staring at me, and get a job!"

Why does Mike Tyson cry after every time he has sex?
Because of the pepper spray.

Different position tonight?
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Social Security Sex
Two men were talking.
"So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

What do call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
"Your honor"

03-17-2004, 03:07 PM	#22 (permalink)
Lunachicks Member of the Banned PERMA BANNED Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 10 Points: 100.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 100.00 Donate	Here goes a few ones: If the walls could talk, what would they say? "Stop staring at me, and get a job!" Why does Mike Tyson cry after every time he has sex? Because of the pepper spray. Different position tonight? HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight? WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. Social Security Sex Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" What do call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? "Your honor"