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brokenXdreams · 03-18-2004, 04:59 PM

I redneck walks into a bar. He's sitting there when he sees a lady choking on something, so he goes over to see if he can be of any assistance.

"Can ye breeeathe?" he asked

She started to turn blue and shook her head.

"Can ye swaallow?"

Again she shook her head, turning an even darker shade.

At this, the redneck went behind her, pull down her pants and licked her ass. She started going into spasms of shock and coughed up the food.

Pleased with himself, the reckneck said "I've herd of the hind-lick manuvuer, but I've never seen it done!"

03-18-2004, 04:59 PM	#29 (permalink)
brokenXdreams Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: O,hi!..o Age: 19 Posts: 30 Points: 388.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 388.00 Donate	I redneck walks into a bar. He's sitting there when he sees a lady choking on something, so he goes over to see if he can be of any assistance. "Can ye breeeathe?" he asked She started to turn blue and shook her head. "Can ye swaallow?" Again she shook her head, turning an even darker shade. At this, the redneck went behind her, pull down her pants and licked her ass. She started going into spasms of shock and coughed up the food. Pleased with himself, the reckneck said "I've herd of the hind-lick manuvuer, but I've never seen it done!"