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Bjorkdoll · 03-18-2004, 05:52 PM

my aunt sent me this joke today. it's not like super funny or anything but it made me smile.

"Starbucks announced today that all newly hired employees will be required to go through 32 hours of training. The first hour of training will be on how to make coffee. The remaining 31 hours will be on how to charge $4 for a cup of coffee with a straight face."

Hey I think Starbucks coffee is worth it...oh well.

And my little 10 yr old cousin told me this joke and I was awed by her wit and cuteness (hey I'm biased). Here's how the convo went:

"Will you remember me in a minute?" (I said yes, of course)
"Will you remember me in an hour?" (yes)
"Will you remember me in a day?" (yes....*I'm wondering where this is going*)
"Will you remember me in a month?" (yes...)
"Knock Knock.." (I say "Who's there?")
*she, with a hurt voice* "You don't remember me?"

Too cute huh?

03-18-2004, 05:52 PM	#31 (permalink)
Bjorkdoll Hydeist Join Date: Aug 2003 Age: 27 Posts: 253 Points: 108.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 108.00 Donate	my aunt sent me this joke today. it's not like super funny or anything but it made me smile. "Starbucks announced today that all newly hired employees will be required to go through 32 hours of training. The first hour of training will be on how to make coffee. The remaining 31 hours will be on how to charge $4 for a cup of coffee with a straight face." Hey I think Starbucks coffee is worth it...oh well. And my little 10 yr old cousin told me this joke and I was awed by her wit and cuteness (hey I'm biased). Here's how the convo went: "Will you remember me in a minute?" (I said yes, of course) "Will you remember me in an hour?" (yes) "Will you remember me in a day?" (yes....I'm wondering where this is going) "Will you remember me in a month?" (yes...) "Knock Knock.." (I say "Who's there?") she, with a hurt voice "You don't remember me?" Too cute huh?