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Wepdiggy · 03-24-2004, 02:34 PM

Ralph Nader, George W. Bush, and myself are walking through the winderness. We come across an ancient lamp and all grab it. A genie pops out and says that since we all rubbed the lamp, all three of us will get one wish. Nader goes first. He says "I want to be the next president of the US." The genie grants his wish. Next Dubya goes. He says "Well if he has the US, then I want my own country with nothing but republicans. I want to be the president. I want a wall around our country that is 15 feet high and sealed off so it won't let any terrorist or liberals in." The genie grants his wish. Finally it is my turn. I asked the genie "So that wall won't let anything in or out ?" The genie says yes, to which I reply, "Fill it with water."

Ok not that funny as a joke, but funny to think of all the 'publicans drowning.

03-24-2004, 02:34 PM	#36 (permalink)
Wepdiggy Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Columbia, SC Posts: 80 Points: 350.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 350.00 Donate	Ralph Nader, George W. Bush, and myself are walking through the winderness. We come across an ancient lamp and all grab it. A genie pops out and says that since we all rubbed the lamp, all three of us will get one wish. Nader goes first. He says "I want to be the next president of the US." The genie grants his wish. Next Dubya goes. He says "Well if he has the US, then I want my own country with nothing but republicans. I want to be the president. I want a wall around our country that is 15 feet high and sealed off so it won't let any terrorist or liberals in." The genie grants his wish. Finally it is my turn. I asked the genie "So that wall won't let anything in or out ?" The genie says yes, to which I reply, "Fill it with water." Ok not that funny as a joke, but funny to think of all the 'publicans drowning.