I luv redneck jokes:
You know yor a Redneck when:
- you haft to take the transmission out of the bathtub to take a bath.
- when u and your son walk to school together, because your in the same grade.
- When u hear "say no to crack"...and it reminds you pull up your pants
- when u go to family reunions to pick up on girls.
- when u haft to move the refrig to mow the lawn
- when u haft to take the bathroom door of it's hinges to watch TV
- when your mom can cuss out a state trooper for being pulled over, while smoking a cigarette and not droping any ashes on her lap

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Nowhere is the dreamer so alone......NEP