Gold. Pure gold.

Ahem. Found this one on the net:

Ok, once a gorgeous woman walked into the doctors office and took a seat on the table. The doctor took one look at her and threw all professionalism out the window. He asked her to undress and lay down on the table. She did so and he begins to stroke her thigh.
"Do you know what I'm doing?"
She replies "Yes, you are checking for any strange bumps."
"Very good," he says. He then begins to fondle her breasts and again said "do you know what I'm doing?" and she replies
"Yes, you are checking for any abnormalities that may form into cancers." "Very good" he said, then he pulled down his pants and began to have intercourse with the lady. He then said "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes, you're getting herpes".

~Christopher