LOl this isnt exactly funny but whatever...)My dad told it to me when I was like four..)
So these two kids are riding their bikes and tyhe one guys seat falls off and hurts his ass really bad. Lol. So they other kid runs to the doctor and was like "Doctor, doctor, my friends bike seat fell off and stuck up his butt!! He's really hurt!!!" and the doctor was like...."Hmmm, rectum" and the kid was like "RECTUM???? It almost KILLEDUM!!!!"
Lol. Um yeah. Not funny
