Hey, folks.
My name, rather obviously, is Head. I'm from Scotland. I swear too fucking much and I'm a cantankerous old swine, notorious drunkard and (if certain people are right about certain things) I'm going straight to Hell, no questions asked.
I haven't much to add to what my distinguished colleagues have said before, except a couple of golden droplets of wisdom -
1) Not a new point, but one I'll emphasise over and over... Don't use your keyboard like it's a mobile phone; it's really not that hard to spell words in their entirety and this "AIMspeak" really just gets on everyone's tits. Trust me, you're taken a lot more seriously if you show you can communicate effectively.
2) Don't be too keen to tell other people off... we've got mods for that. There will be occassions where you just can't help yourself and that's fine from time to time, but it's not a good idea to point out people's shortcomings too much.
3) We're a family here. This doesn't mean that it's all group hugs and shit like that - there will be fights and squabbles occassionally - but there's a fabby, glowing. lovin' vibe behind it all. Spread the love. Hell yeah.
Seeya around, folks.
Oh yeah, and Sariala is a perfect being. Do what she does.