Americans: OMFG MY CELLPHONE COMPANY OVERCHARGED ME AN EXTRA FIVE CENTS, BASTARDS! GET MY LAWYER ON THE LINE, I'M SUING THOSE HOCAKEWANKERFACES RIGHT NOW. OMG WHAT IS AMERICA COMING TO, OVERCHARGING MY POOR MIDDLE-CLASS ASS?

Australians: So. We're all fucked. [shrugs] Anyone up for a beer...?



I can't wait to be Australian.

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