10-19-2004, 02:09 AM
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Originally Posted by The_Muenks
If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
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[ The match.]
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Everything Mr Red owns is red, he lives in a red bungalow and his chairs are red, his tables are red. His ceiling, walls and floor are all red. All of his clothes are red, his shoes are red, even his carpet, television and phone are red. What colour are his stairs?
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[ There are no stairs. It's a bungalow.]
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Would you rather a crocodile attack you or an alligator?
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[ An alligator...play on wording/phrasing.] |
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