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Everything Mr Red owns is red, he lives in a red bungalow and his chairs are red, his tables are red. His ceiling, walls and floor are all red. All of his clothes are red, his shoes are red, even his carpet, television and phone are red. What colour are his stairs?
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Stairs? What stairs? Bungalows are 1 story. =p
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A man is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. His entire front half is crushed. What happened to him?
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He was skydiving and his parachute didnt poof open. =< Poor guy.
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A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves. Why?
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The bartender is actually an assasin and after failing to poison him with his poisoned water- he decided to shoot him but...didnt and just scared him and said "Psyche!"?... This is a hard one. =< The only time i ask for water is when im throwing up or if i have hiccups...
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If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
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The match. How else do you light the candle or wood stove? =p
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Would you rather a crocodile attack you or an alligator?
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Alligator. I actually had to read that about 20x before i got it.
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A cowboy rides into town on Tuesday. He is tired, so he decides to stay at the town's hotel. He rides out of town on Sunday. He hasn't left town in the meantime or stayed anywhere else, but he only pays the hotel for two nights. How does he do it, without breaking the law?
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He rode in on his horse, Tuesday. He stayed a hotel for 2 nights. He left on his horse Sunday.
If you took 5 chocolates from a box which contained 21 chocolates, how many chocolates would you have?
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5
3 crows are on a bench. A farmer shoots one. How many are left?
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Unless all 3 are deaf, the answer is 0. The crows woulda flown away.