I actually just made it up on the spot, thinking the answer 'a pen' or 'a pencil'... but holy shit, the letter 'e' also applies to it. Damn I'm good. And so are you two. The dates? Paradise, whatever you're smoking, I want some.
Oh, and rachel got the first two answers right.
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What holds something up, has more than one hole and sometimes has bits of metal or plastic on it?
I made that up. More later... I. Love. This. Topic. Could someone else post some riddles too?