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Originally Posted by Scody
Hopefully this one wasnt posted:
There are 4 birds on a fence, the man who's fence it is comes out of his house and shoots one of the birds. How many are left?
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None, because they flew away after hearing the shot]
And it was posted before
If there are 3 apples and you take 2 away, how many do you have? [
2]
You have four nines (9, 9, 9, 9). Using only these nines, arrange them to total 100. Each nine can only be used once. [
99 + (9/9)]
Divide 30 by half and add 10. What is the answer? (a little tricky) [
70]
If the earth weighs six-trillion tons and you built a stone and mortar wall around the equator weighing one-trillion tons, what would be the weight of the earth and the wall?[
6 trillion, because the wall would be built from earth]
Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? [
the buddy's still alibe]
How far can a dog run into the woods? [
halfway, because after that, he'd be running out]