This is more of a twist off of a riddle- and if you get a patient/bored friend to listen, this will really uh...frustrate them.

Its really, long too.

It was recess one day at elementary school for Joey. On the playground, Joey is found by a bully and forced to read the letter. A teacher overheard him and they went to speed, so Joey went into the classroom. The teacher asks "What's that?" and Joey responds "Oh, its just a piece of pa--" and the teacher takes it and reads it. Appalled by what she is reading, she snaps. "Go to the principal's office, Joey! I do NOT need this in my class!" With the note, Joey heads to the office. The principal, upon seeing Joey, says "What're you doing out of class, young man?" to which he responds "Well, I got this note that I showed to me teacher. She kicked me out of class and here I am." THe principal takes the note, reads it, and is extremely shocked. He yells "Joey! You are expelled! I will NOT have this in my classroom!" so he kicks Joey outta school. Joey heads home, and meets up with his mother. "Why are you home early?" she asks. Joey responds "Well, I got this note that I showed to my teacher who sent me to the principal's office who read the note and sent me home and well, here I am." The mother takes the note, reads, and is utterly crazed from it. "Go to your room! Not a peep out of you today, Joey!" Joey, confused, heads to his room, and meets his father along the way. "Home so early, Joey?" the father asks. "Yeah, well, I got this note that I showed to my teacher who kicked me outta class to the principal's office who kicked me outta school to mom who sent me to my room and here i am." The father, confused, takes the note and reads it. He is shocked. "Joey! Get out of my house NOW!" says he. Joey, scared, runs out of the house, across the street, and gets hit by a bus. Being the innocent boy he is, he goes to heaven, and meets God. "Joey? You're so young. Why're you here?" God asks. "Well, I got this note that I showed to me teacher who kicked me out to the principal's office who expelled me so I went home to show my mom who sent me to my room and showed my dad the note who kicked me out of the house where I got hit by a bus and here I am!" God, disturbed, takes the note and reads. He is shocked, as well. In his thunderous voice, he commands "To Hell with you, cretin!" and so Joey falls to hell and meets satan. Satan says "So small, little boy. Why are you here?" To which Joey responds "Well- I got this letter and--" Satan interupts him. Satan takes the paper and burns it to ashes.

Sorry its so long, it takes patience to both read it, say it, and listen to it.

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