Hey, guys! Sorry it's been such a long time since I've posted anything. I've been really busy lately, and haven't had much time to write.

Once again, thanks to everybody who posted their support. And, of course, don't be afraid to criticize, if you feel the need!

Here's the latest one I wrote... I've written a couple more songs since I last posted, but I think this is the best (though, it probably isn't very good ) I haven't come up with a name for it yet.



I'm your friend forever
And I'm always strong and true
I'm the rock that holds you down
And keeps you safe from you
Just relax
Don't worry
You don't have to think it through
I'll make decisions for you
And I'll tell you what to do

If you ever climb too high
I'm here to help you down
And if it gets too heavy
Then I'll gladly take your crown
If you need direction
Then I'll push you all around
And if you fall, don't try to rise
It's better on the ground

Don't thank me
What are best friends for
If not to lend a hand?
Don't swim against the current
And don't struggle in the quick sand
I'll come help you some day
Just stay calmly in your rut
Look on the brighter side of life
You're down
But now I'm up!

If you ever climb too high
I'm here to help you down
And if it gets too heavy
Then I'll gladly take your crown
If you need direction
Then I'll push you all around
And if you fall, don't try to rise
It's better on the ground

And when you dream
I will wake you
And put you back where you belong
I'll keep you safe
Make sure you stay
And never fly away

If you ever climb too high
I'm here to help you down
And if it gets too heavy
Then I'll gladly take your crown
If you need direction
Then I'll push you all around
And if you fall, don't try to rise
It's better on the ground



I'm proud of that one, because it's the first song I've written where the butthole character is portrayed from a first-person perspective.