Because if you dont love aussies, you arnt an aussie, and your not an aussie then you are below aussies, becuase aussies are above all, except evanescence fans, who also rule above all, so an AUSTRALIAN evanescence fan is above an Evanescence fan.
Order of aboveness:
Australian Evanescence Fan
Evanescence Fan
Australian Non-Evanescence Fan
Normal People
Dirt
Shit
Non-Evanescence Fan
(Note how Non-Evanescence fans are below dirt and shit

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