I heard that the Ev monkeys are everywhere and plan to take over Memphis as people watch in horror. I also heard that Evanescence condemns the Ev-monkeys' actions and plan to refer them to the U.N. security council for possible sanctions: denying them their banana allowance.
I also
know I heard that Amy's half eaten toast was on E-bay, but no picture was included.
What rumors have you all heard, lately?
