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Birth from a baby's Point of View..
--------------------------------------------------------------------------"LALALALALA, I'm a little bitty baby splashing in the water". *kick*
*punch*.
Wait just a minute what's with the this contraction crap?
Tighten, release.Tighten release.Will this constant squeezing ever stop, already? Sheesh, I feel like I'm a piece of dough being kneaded into a loaf of bread.
I liked it so much better when I was able to sleep, unaware of the bright light that seems to be getting closer and closer every second. Oh, oh I got myself turned into a little knot too. I can't kick so well anymore.This is getting less fun by the minute.
It's so warm in here. I wish it wasn't getting so cramped. Gonna find myself lookin for new digs here soon. I can feel it, ya know?
Am I slipping? Am I being pushed?" Hey, you, knock it off out there would ya"?A girl needs her beauty sleep. Enough of this tighten-release bit. It hurts.
Oh my Gosh! Looks like moving day got here sooner than I thought it would.
Woah, "WEEEEEEEEEE", kinda slippery and that light is sooo bright. Kind of nice. Looks like it's almost as warm as it is in here.
Oh my, its kinda getting colder. "EEEk, where did my body go"? My head is stickin out from here but where are my toes, and my buuuuuuutttttttttttt. Hold on, ooooooh tight squeeze but I'm seeing my shoulders again. Must be a good sign.
"Who are you dumbo in the white mask?""WaaaaaaWaaaWaaa". Where am I? This is a lot bigger place but its so cold. "I want to go hoommmmmmmmmmmme".
Umm, hold that thought."This is nice". I know that voice .It sang to me and talked to me while I was in there. I am so tired and hungry, but your arms feel safe. You're going to take care of me forever aren't you.
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Since the government gets to use imaginary money to cover its ass, how come I can't use Monopoly money to pay my mortgage?
Last edited by etherealme : 05-03-2006 at 04:09 PM.
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