forgive me if this has already been posted, but i searched and didn't see it.
let the way of your death be foretold: i thought this was kind of funny.
http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/
this is mine:
While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.