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Originally Posted by ShapeShifter
i peed in my moms mouth when i was a baby. boy was my face red. 
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That's hot.
anyway, when I was ....younger.. let's just say, still living with my parents, I was home alone, and decided to listen to Bon Jovi, and pretend me and him were on stage singing You Give Love a Bad Name. So there's me with a fist held to my mouth like I'm holding a microphone singing, and dancing around ...'with' Bon Jovi, when suddenly I look up and see my dad and about 5 of his friend's staring at me. They came in without me noticing because the music was so loud.
They were all wasted and tried to make me feel better about it by saying it was a good performance, and I looked 'sexy'... but that made it even worse considering who it was, lol.