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Julieann · 12-19-2007, 06:47 PM

NO! River, you can't have her. *growls* You already hold all the attention of our husband, isn't that enough for you?!

Hyatt.......you should marry me.

~river~ · 12-19-2007, 06:48 PM

im sorry julieann can i have your attention as well
marry me as well julieann make me the happiest wifey ever

hyatt[x]core · 12-19-2007, 06:49 PM

WAIT river, I don't share.
/divorce
Now I have all these gorgeous clothes and nobody to be monogamous with

Julieann · 12-19-2007, 06:51 PM

WOW! Are we going to be like a big Mormon marriage circle, except without all the fire and brimstone and craziness?

*disclaimer: I mean no offense to any Mormons who may be on this board. All I know about Mormons is what I watch on "Big Love" and what I've heard in the news about Warren Jeffs. Please refrain from smiting me.*

Okay...so I'm married to Mary, River is married to Hyatt, and now I'm married to River.
(And also Vince, but technically we're separated. And in counseling, apparently.) This could get confusing.

EDIT: Okay, so apparently now Hyatt has divorced River because she doesn't want to share. So now I'm even more confused.

hyatt[x]core · 12-19-2007, 06:52 PM

NO i just divorced river. If you get river I want Mary.

Julieann · 12-19-2007, 06:53 PM

Well I'm not giving up Mary...

OKAY! SOLUTION!! Alright. Hyatt, you marry River, I'll stay with Mary, and we can double date like other married people do.

How's that?

**PaleIsBeautiful** · 12-19-2007, 06:55 PM

Monogamy is so overrated.

~river~ · 12-19-2007, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julieann

Well I'm not giving up Mary...

OKAY! SOLUTION!! Alright. Hyatt, you marry River, I'll stay with Mary, and we can double date like other married people do.

How's that?

you dont have to give up mary hell we already share a husband

Julieann · 12-19-2007, 07:07 PM

Ohh goodness. I don't have the mental capacity to handle this right now. I'll sort it out later. *dies*

12-19-2007, 06:47 PM	#31 (permalink)
Julieann Property of Satan Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Age: 21 Posts: 656 Points: 0.00 Bank: 474,165.89 Total Points: 474,165.89 Donate	NO! River, you can't have her. growls You already hold all the attention of our husband, isn't that enough for you?! Hyatt.......you should marry me. __________________

12-19-2007, 06:48 PM	#32 (permalink)
~river~ Likes Stilts! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: at the heart of your darkest nightmares and deepest desires Age: 20 Posts: 1,785 Points: 860.85 Bank: 113,665.59 Total Points: 114,526.44 Donate	im sorry julieann can i have your attention as well marry me as well julieann make me the happiest wifey ever __________________ There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness, truth, beauty and a picture of you. Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup They slither while they pass They slip away across the universe Pools of sorrow waves of Joy are drifting thorough my open mind

12-19-2007, 06:49 PM	#33 (permalink)
hyatt[x]core Coming Undone. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: "Oooh, I'm shaking in my little $15 Converse-Ripoffs from Target!!!" Age: 20 Posts: 786 Points: 4,552.19 Bank: 15,120.83 Total Points: 19,673.02 Donate	WAIT river, I don't share. /divorce Now I have all these gorgeous clothes and nobody to be monogamous with __________________ studies show... ...intelligent girls are more depressed because they know what the world is really like... Myyyy myspace (leave luffles) My angry rant blog! <3

12-19-2007, 06:51 PM	#34 (permalink)
Julieann Property of Satan Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Age: 21 Posts: 656 Points: 0.00 Bank: 474,165.89 Total Points: 474,165.89 Donate	WOW! Are we going to be like a big Mormon marriage circle, except without all the fire and brimstone and craziness? disclaimer: I mean no offense to any Mormons who may be on this board. All I know about Mormons is what I watch on "Big Love" and what I've heard in the news about Warren Jeffs. Please refrain from smiting me. Okay...so I'm married to Mary, River is married to Hyatt, and now I'm married to River. (And also Vince, but technically we're separated. And in counseling, apparently.) This could get confusing. EDIT: Okay, so apparently now Hyatt has divorced River because she doesn't want to share. So now I'm even more confused. __________________

12-19-2007, 06:52 PM	#35 (permalink)
hyatt[x]core Coming Undone. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: "Oooh, I'm shaking in my little $15 Converse-Ripoffs from Target!!!" Age: 20 Posts: 786 Points: 4,552.19 Bank: 15,120.83 Total Points: 19,673.02 Donate	NO i just divorced river. If you get river I want Mary. __________________ studies show... ...intelligent girls are more depressed because they know what the world is really like... Myyyy myspace (leave luffles) My angry rant blog! <3

12-19-2007, 06:53 PM	#36 (permalink)
Julieann Property of Satan Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Age: 21 Posts: 656 Points: 0.00 Bank: 474,165.89 Total Points: 474,165.89 Donate	Well I'm not giving up Mary... OKAY! SOLUTION!! Alright. Hyatt, you marry River, I'll stay with Mary, and we can double date like other married people do. How's that? __________________

12-19-2007, 06:55 PM	#37 (permalink)
PaleIsBeautiful Vince's Mistress Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the brink of genius and insanity Age: 22 Posts: 944 Points: 500.00 Bank: 1,124,395.51 Total Points: 1,124,895.51 Donate	Monogamy is so overrated. __________________ (\__/) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into (O.o ) your signature to help him (> < ) on his way to world domination.

12-19-2007, 07:07 PM	#39 (permalink)
Julieann Property of Satan Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tulsa, OK Age: 21 Posts: 656 Points: 0.00 Bank: 474,165.89 Total Points: 474,165.89 Donate	Ohh goodness. I don't have the mental capacity to handle this right now. I'll sort it out later. dies __________________

12-19-2007, 07:09 PM	#40 (permalink)
~river~ Likes Stilts! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: at the heart of your darkest nightmares and deepest desires Age: 20 Posts: 1,785 Points: 860.85 Bank: 113,665.59 Total Points: 114,526.44 Donate