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Poetry Queen
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I haven't read the entire thread (my brain stated to hurt
) so sorry if these have already been posted:A plane carrying 50 english passengers and 50 french passengers is on it's way to france. The pilot has a heart attack while driving the plane and the plane crashes before the co pilot can take over. Tha plane crashes exactly half way to its destination. Where were the survivors buried? A donkey is standing, tied by rope, exactly 5 meters away from a bale of hay. Without damaging the rope how can the donkey get to the bale of hay? EDIT: I half remember one... but I don't know if this is the right wording, Eve has two Adam has none Everyone has three But in the whole of our planet, there's only one
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Post Monkey
Join Date: May 2004
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Hellhole, United Kingdom Assholeness: 100%
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A plane carrying 50 english passengers and 50 french passengers is on it's way to france. The pilot has a heart attack while driving the plane and the plane crashes before the co pilot can take over. Tha plane crashes exactly half way to its destination. Where were the survivors buried?
[You don't bury survivors] A donkey is standing, tied by rope, exactly 5 meters away from a bale of hay. Without damaging the rope how can the donkey get to the bale of hay? [The rope is only tied to the donkey, nothing else.] Eve has two Adam has none [BOOBS!] Everyone has three But in the whole of our planet, there's only one [The letter 'e'] |
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Junior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: NC
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[the rope is tied to the hay bale] |
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Is too sweet
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Eric and Tyler sandwich!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Underground. MUAHAHAHA!
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I've heard ones like that a lot. Not in this thread, but around.
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