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**Lirael** · 06-10-2004, 08:27 PM

And another. Double post cause it's too long. And I want to link it

<Daniel> alright
<Daniel> time for my famous one manned irc play
----
<Graphics Card> Hey, I don't think that I really want to work with the native Windows XP drivers. I'm going to crash now.
* Graphics Card has died
<User> WTF? Dude, you are an expensive 3D graphics card, why doesn't Microsoft Native drivers work for you?
<Windows XP> Fatal Error occured in system. What do you want to do. a) Report to Microsoft b) Sit there blankly at the screen and think of all the work you just lost. c) Rip the graphics card out of the machine, throw it in the river, and sit there and cry emo tears.
<Windows XP> Cause I'm not going to support it. Ever. Because I want to be a pissy little twelve year old with a grudge.
<Windows XP> HUH! This is what you get for installing me on a product not endorsed by my master, Billy Boy. See! We told you! I don't care that the hardware is EXACTLY the same, only different badges.
<Windows XP> That's it, I've had enough of you.
* Windows XP formats the hard drive
<User> MOTHER FUCKER!
<TuX> Dude, seriously, why don't you install me as an operating system. I mean, I'm still in development, and I don't have all the programs you are used to, but hey, I'm free and I get the chicks.
<Teh Chicks> Shut up, geek boy
<TuX> Oh, right.
<BSD Daemon> You know, I've had women in latex come on to me. And I'm cool. Cause I'm a daemon.
<User> But you are too hard to configure. All I want to do is look at pr0n and download music and other illegal things.
<A piece of Apple> Oh, why didn't you say so. Did you know that I have hosted the best file sharing program for years. Hotline is the best!
<User> Hotline went down about two years ago, made a small resurge, but still sucks.
<A piece of Apple> Oh, right.
<User> Screw this, I'm going to sell the computer and watch TV
--> CrystalTears (~CrystalTe@*.*.*.*) has joined #evanescence
<Windows XP> Wait wait wait a minute. I want to work now, do you want to reinstall?
---
<Daniel> OMG!
<Daniel> I've been doing a one manned play
<Daniel> cause there has been noone here
<Daniel> and i'm going insane :/
<CrystalTears> ..hello
<Daniel> err...hi

<Daniel> how are ya

Another op successfully scares away a newbie

.

MaPetite · 06-10-2004, 10:05 PM

I think that Daniel needs some meds or something, but then again life would not be as fun if he took them! lol thanks for the laugh honey!

omi · 06-11-2004, 05:07 PM

ahhaha, i've amused myself in there alone at times, but i'm afraid it was lost forever

i think i was having a conversation with myself, but i didn't take the time to log on another sn, lol
<omi> how are you omi?
<omi> fine till YOU asked. leave me alone, bitch
<omi> wtf?!#2
*omi shoves omi's face into the mud

and so on...
o.O

*chat room schitzo*

Maggie · 06-11-2004, 10:58 PM

DAMN I FORGOT HOW TO GET INTO CHAT!

Maggie · 06-15-2004, 12:01 AM

LPECTSO (11:56:34 PM):

lillchiky13 (11:56:45 PM):I will!
LPECTSO (11:56:48 PM):yay!
lillchiky13 (11:56:51 PM):yay!
lillchiky13 (11:56:58 PM):ok now i'm gonna watch a movie
LPECTSO (11:57:00 PM):*gives you ring*
(11:57:06 PM)lillchiky13 (11:57:10 PM):*takes ring*
LPECTSO (11:57:14 PM):lol
lillchiky13 (11:57:18 PM):*hugs you*
lillchiky13 (11:57:19 PM):yay!
LPECTSO (11:57:57 PM):*tackels you and starts to rip of your clothes* I MEAN.... *hugs you back*
LPECTSO (11:58:04 PM):*shifty eyes*
lillchiky13 (11:58:11 PM):I LOVE YOU MAGGIE!!!!
LPECTSO (11:58:13 PM):lol
lillchiky13 (11:58:18 PM):ok well i'm leaving now
lillchiky13 (11:58:20 PM):so bye
LPECTSO (11:58:21 PM):bye
LPECTSO (11:58:26 PM):lurv you
lillchiky13 signed off at 11:58:27 PM.

**Naikuu** · 06-18-2004, 01:20 AM

omi: oh any length is good, i meant how long till you got ahold of her :-)

omg perrrrrrrvy

Shadowwolf · 07-09-2004, 09:41 PM

...this is why you all should visit our IRC channel.....

<Shadowwolf> soooo
<Naikuu> sooooo
<Shadowwolf> soooo
<Naikuu> soooooo
<Shadowwolf> sooo
<Naikuu> soo
<Shadowwolf> so
<Naikuu> s
<Shadowwolf>
<Naikuu> s
<Shadowwolf> so
<Naikuu> soo
<Shadowwolf> sooo
<Naikuu> soooo
<Shadowwolf> sooooo
<Naikuu> soooooo
<Shadowwolf> sooooooo
<Naikuu> soooooooo
<Shadowwolf> sooooooooo
<Naikuu> soooooooooo
<Shadowwolf> sooooooooo
<Naikuu> soooooooo
<Shadowwolf> sooooooo
<Naikuu> soooooo
<Shadowwolf> sooooo
<Naikuu> soooo
<Shadowwolf> sooo
<Naikuu> soo
<Shadowwolf> so
<Naikuu> s
<Shadowwolf>
<Naikuu> s
<Shadowwolf> wow, we're bored...that fills a page

Get the idea?

Don't leave people alone in IRC.....it's dangerous.

**Naikuu** · 07-09-2004, 09:44 PM

Shadowwolf218: ok, you gotta hear about this dream.....it was hellllla weird
Shadowwolf218: ok, so I'm apparently tripping out on something, lack of sleep, whatever

Shadowwolf218: had a dream earlier today
ToB took over the city
and so, alright
he had this weird ass city hall
now anyway, he had these like, machina type stuff at every corner in the building
and a huge, cathedral type conference room
and a door that read, n00bs only...with boo standing next to it
now n00bs left this room through another door
and came out carrying little black books
and then they went into this conference room
and I saw in the huge double doors
looked like a massive political rally
so then one of those machina things tapped my shoulder and said something to the effect of, "you've been banned"
and pulled me downstairs to a freakishly white dungeon
tied me with, get this, duct tape
and left
and then something was beeping
which turned out to be my alarm clock
and I woke up with this great, "WTF?" look on my face

TigrisInHiding · 07-09-2004, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Shadowwolf218: had a dream earlier today
ToB took over the city
and so, alright
he had this weird ass city hall
now anyway, he had these like, machina type stuff at every corner in the building
and a huge, cathedral type conference room
and a door that read, n00bs only...with boo standing next to it
now n00bs left this room through another door
and came out carrying little black books
and then they went into this conference room
and I saw in the huge double doors
looked like a massive political rally
so then one of those machina things tapped my shoulder and said something to the effect of, "you've been banned"
and pulled me downstairs to a freakishly white dungeon
tied me with, get this, duct tape
and left
and then something was beeping
which turned out to be my alarm clock
and I woke up with this great, "WTF?" look on my face

one can only include that you are crazy

...or that you have an incredibly messed up subconsious.

MaPetite · 07-09-2004, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naikuu

Shadowwolf218: ok, you gotta hear about this dream.....it was hellllla weird
Shadowwolf218: ok, so I'm apparently tripping out on something, lack of sleep, whatever

Shadowwolf218: had a dream earlier today
ToB took over the city
and so, alright
he had this weird ass city hall
now anyway, he had these like, machina type stuff at every corner in the building
and a huge, cathedral type conference room
and a door that read, n00bs only...with boo standing next to it
now n00bs left this room through another door
and came out carrying little black books
and then they went into this conference room
and I saw in the huge double doors
looked like a massive political rally
so then one of those machina things tapped my shoulder and said something to the effect of, "you've been banned"
and pulled me downstairs to a freakishly white dungeon
tied me with, get this, duct tape
and left
and then something was beeping
which turned out to be my alarm clock
and I woke up with this great, "WTF?" look on my face

Honey I think that you are losing it, but remember, dreams are messed yes, but .... OY! thats just....LOL.
Love u

06-10-2004, 08:27 PM	Chat Funnies Post #101
Lirael Incapability via laziness Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: I moved away from your mum. I now live with your sister.... Age: 28 Posts: 946 Points: 14,325.66 Bank: 1,418.43 Total Points: 15,744.09 Donate	And another. Double post cause it's too long. And I want to link it <Daniel> alright <Daniel> time for my famous one manned irc play ---- <Graphics Card> Hey, I don't think that I really want to work with the native Windows XP drivers. I'm going to crash now. * Graphics Card has died <User> WTF? Dude, you are an expensive 3D graphics card, why doesn't Microsoft Native drivers work for you? <Windows XP> Fatal Error occured in system. What do you want to do. a) Report to Microsoft b) Sit there blankly at the screen and think of all the work you just lost. c) Rip the graphics card out of the machine, throw it in the river, and sit there and cry emo tears. <Windows XP> Cause I'm not going to support it. Ever. Because I want to be a pissy little twelve year old with a grudge. <Windows XP> HUH! This is what you get for installing me on a product not endorsed by my master, Billy Boy. See! We told you! I don't care that the hardware is EXACTLY the same, only different badges. <Windows XP> That's it, I've had enough of you. * Windows XP formats the hard drive <User> MOTHER FUCKER! <TuX> Dude, seriously, why don't you install me as an operating system. I mean, I'm still in development, and I don't have all the programs you are used to, but hey, I'm free and I get the chicks. <Teh Chicks> Shut up, geek boy <TuX> Oh, right. <BSD Daemon> You know, I've had women in latex come on to me. And I'm cool. Cause I'm a daemon. <User> But you are too hard to configure. All I want to do is look at pr0n and download music and other illegal things. <A piece of Apple> Oh, why didn't you say so. Did you know that I have hosted the best file sharing program for years. Hotline is the best! <User> Hotline went down about two years ago, made a small resurge, but still sucks. <A piece of Apple> Oh, right. <User> Screw this, I'm going to sell the computer and watch TV --> CrystalTears (~CrystalTe@...) has joined #evanescence <Windows XP> Wait wait wait a minute. I want to work now, do you want to reinstall? --- <Daniel> OMG! <Daniel> I've been doing a one manned play <Daniel> cause there has been noone here <Daniel> and i'm going insane :/ <CrystalTears> ..hello <Daniel> err...hi <Daniel> how are ya Another op successfully scares away a newbie . Last edited by Shivercide : 10-16-2008 at 05:38 PM

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06-10-2004, 10:05 PM	Chat Funnies Post #102
MaPetite Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Age: 32 Posts: 305 Points: 5,941.62 Bank: 11,333.12 Total Points: 17,274.74 Donate	I think that Daniel needs some meds or something, but then again life would not be as fun if he took them! lol thanks for the laugh honey!

06-11-2004, 05:07 PM	Chat Funnies Post #103
omi Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: b00bles' bed Posts: 516 Points: 1,542.48 Bank: 1,561.27 Total Points: 3,103.75 Donate	ahhaha, i've amused myself in there alone at times, but i'm afraid it was lost forever i think i was having a conversation with myself, but i didn't take the time to log on another sn, lol <omi> how are you omi? <omi> fine till YOU asked. leave me alone, bitch <omi> wtf?!#2 omi shoves omi's face into the mud and so on... o.O chat room schitzo*

06-11-2004, 10:58 PM	Chat Funnies Post #104
Maggie Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Minnesota Represent! Age: 21 Posts: 534 Points: 11,584.85 Bank: 21,081.39 Total Points: 32,666.23 Donate	DAMN I FORGOT HOW TO GET INTO CHAT!

06-18-2004, 01:20 AM	Chat Funnies Post #106
Naikuu OMG NO ONE CALL ME Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Waco, TX Age: 25 Posts: 701 Points: 3,776.57 Bank: 1,284.24 Total Points: 5,060.81 Donate	omi: oh any length is good, i meant how long till you got ahold of her :-) omg perrrrrrrvy

07-09-2004, 09:41 PM	Chat Funnies Post #107
Shadowwolf Old School Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 141 Points: 2,679.22 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,679.22 Donate	...this is why you all should visit our IRC channel..... <Shadowwolf> soooo <Naikuu> sooooo <Shadowwolf> soooo <Naikuu> soooooo <Shadowwolf> sooo <Naikuu> soo <Shadowwolf> so <Naikuu> s <Shadowwolf> <Naikuu> s <Shadowwolf> so <Naikuu> soo <Shadowwolf> sooo <Naikuu> soooo <Shadowwolf> sooooo <Naikuu> soooooo <Shadowwolf> sooooooo <Naikuu> soooooooo <Shadowwolf> sooooooooo <Naikuu> soooooooooo <Shadowwolf> sooooooooo <Naikuu> soooooooo <Shadowwolf> sooooooo <Naikuu> soooooo <Shadowwolf> sooooo <Naikuu> soooo <Shadowwolf> sooo <Naikuu> soo <Shadowwolf> so <Naikuu> s <Shadowwolf> <Naikuu> s <Shadowwolf> wow, we're bored...that fills a page Get the idea? Don't leave people alone in IRC.....it's dangerous.

07-09-2004, 09:44 PM	Chat Funnies Post #108
Naikuu OMG NO ONE CALL ME Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Waco, TX Age: 25 Posts: 701 Points: 3,776.57 Bank: 1,284.24 Total Points: 5,060.81 Donate	Shadowwolf218: ok, you gotta hear about this dream.....it was hellllla weird Shadowwolf218: ok, so I'm apparently tripping out on something, lack of sleep, whatever Shadowwolf218: had a dream earlier today ToB took over the city and so, alright he had this weird ass city hall now anyway, he had these like, machina type stuff at every corner in the building and a huge, cathedral type conference room and a door that read, n00bs only...with boo standing next to it now n00bs left this room through another door and came out carrying little black books and then they went into this conference room and I saw in the huge double doors looked like a massive political rally so then one of those machina things tapped my shoulder and said something to the effect of, "you've been banned" and pulled me downstairs to a freakishly white dungeon tied me with, get this, duct tape and left and then something was beeping which turned out to be my alarm clock and I woke up with this great, "WTF?" look on my face

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