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Old 12-23-2007, 07:12 PM   Christmas carols for the mentally disturbed Post #1
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Christmas carols for the mentally disturbed

i was shown these at work and i thought a number of you would get a laugh out of them...



i find them very amusing but then again i care for dementia patients and have done a nursing practical in a mental health ward


Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire

8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle


please note im not trying to insult anyone


have a very merry christmas one and all
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Old 12-23-2007, 07:27 PM   Christmas carols for the mentally disturbed Post #2
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ROFL.

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9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
*is reminded completely of Hammy from Over The Hedge*


Now, these are how carols should be sung!!
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Old 12-23-2007, 07:38 PM   Christmas carols for the mentally disturbed Post #3
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AHAHAHA I totally laughed out loud for those. One of my grandmother's has a personality disorder. She would sing like that lmao. My personal fav is "Jingle Bells", ahahhahahha.
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Old 12-24-2007, 01:21 AM   Christmas carols for the mentally disturbed Post #4
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They posted these in our school news paper. I like number 7, lol
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Old 12-24-2007, 04:37 AM   Christmas carols for the mentally disturbed Post #5
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This made the news papers here, with a few people offended. I think they should get over themselves, it does no harm to laugh at oneself.
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Ha hahahaa!!!
Me and my mother were loading songs onto iTunes... and I was just checking stuff out on the EvBoard... and I came across this... and we were laughing!!!

It's sooo cute!!!
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