We here at Evboard have been plagued by a certain question as of late:

Which is better? Ninjas or pirates?

Evboard has been split right down the middle because of this debate *coughnotreallycough* and it is only proper and fitting that we ask your opinon. If you do not see or do not answer this important question, prepare to be plagued by geeky Evboarders (aka me) seeking guidance in this matter from the almighty rock gods/goddess (aka you) at upcoming concerts.

You see....pirates get to be drunk and have prostitutes, but they smell bad, say "arrrrrrgh too much," and get eaten by giant sea monsters. Ninjas have no personality and are emo, but they can fly, be invisible, and lurk in the shadows before pouncing on their prey with awesome karate moves.
I, personally, support the ninjas.

Thank you for your time if you happen to read this. We await your answer with bated breath. ::twiddles thumbs::

P.S. We've already decided that Amy is better as a ninja than as a pirate. Just in case she wanted to know.


For further reference, please see this thread: http://www.evboard.com/showthread.php?t=33206

.....Finis.

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Are you serious?! What if they don't wanna be either.

Funsucker!

It's just a silly debate we have going on and we're curious. When/if they answer the topic will probably just die.

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That is not an option. The alliances must be declared! This is a matter of utmost importance crucial to the very survival of the species!
So long as there exists at least one pirate and one ninja (I resist the urge to point out that the last pirate would shortly be pwning the last ninja) the debate will rage on!

Carry on here.

Not for nothing, sir, but I want a verbal confirmation!

Alright, alright...I give up. Pirates win. *waves pirate flag* *prepares to be boarded*
I still like ninjas, too though...

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