Embarassing Childhood Memories and Stories - EvBoard

Violette · 07-31-2006, 07:22 PM

Thought it would be kinda cool to have a thread like this. It's pretty simple... and we all have some silly, stupid, or humiliating things we did when we were little, right?

Here's one of mine...

When I was 3 years old, I had this habit of picking up leaves that had fallen on the ground and then starting to peel them along their veins/lines. Anyway, one day I picked up something, thinking it was a leaf, and started to peel it... when it started moving. It was really a praying mantis! So I started screaming and freaking out, but I didn't let go of the mantis. My dad had to run over and literally pry my fingers open to let the insect go free... but it just dropped to the ground.

So... yeah... I killed a praying mantis when I was 3 years old. *hides*

Teh Torey · 08-01-2006, 10:41 AM

When I was younger I used to sleep walk constantly. One night, when I was eleven years of age, I got out of bed to use the restroom. I walked into the kitchen, and I plopped myself up onto the trash can. I began to pee, but my mother and father walked in, and said ''Torey! What are you doing?'' that snapped me out of my sleep, and I was basically forever humiliated.

To answer any dumbass questions.... no, I did not know what I was doing as I was sleep walking.

heartstringz · 08-01-2006, 06:31 PM

The previous stories are hilarious!

I have one from when I was about five.

My parents had given me an ice-cream and told me to sit outside and eat it. When they came outside I was sitting on the back step alternately licking my ice-cream and then licking my big toe and so-on *gross*.

Tara_PA · 08-01-2006, 09:39 PM

I can't remember exactly how old I was, but Violette's story reminded me of this. I was pretty young when it happened, that's all I remember.

I had a pet chameleon (sorry if I spelled that wrong) and I was so proud of it. I was at my aunts and I wanted to show everyone so I picked the lizard up holding it by it's tail to show everyone. All of a sudden, the tail breaks off and is still squirming in my hands. I scream and throw the lizard and the tail across the room, they are both crawling around, even though they aren't attached.

It was embarrassing AND gross.

Shape · 08-01-2006, 09:49 PM

i peed in my moms mouth when i was a baby. boy was my face red.

Apryl · 08-01-2006, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ShapeShifter

i peed in my moms mouth when i was a baby. boy was my face red.

That's hot.

anyway, when I was ....younger.. let's just say, still living with my parents, I was home alone, and decided to listen to Bon Jovi, and pretend me and him were on stage singing You Give Love a Bad Name. So there's me with a fist held to my mouth like I'm holding a microphone singing, and dancing around ...'with' Bon Jovi, when suddenly I look up and see my dad and about 5 of his friend's staring at me. They came in without me noticing because the music was so loud.

They were all wasted and tried to make me feel better about it by saying it was a good performance, and I looked 'sexy'... but that made it even worse considering who it was, lol.

rat_licker · 08-02-2006, 03:09 AM

We used to have a sand-pit at the edge of the cement, with about a 10cm drop down to it. So one day I'm riding my little trike around, and go straight over the edge, head first into the sand. It was everywhere; up my nose, in my nose, ears, mouth, eyes. I was screaming and crying, and my whole family's laughing their asses off at me.
My parents also remind me, quite often, of the time I was eating a sandwich near the baby fence at the door, and the dog came and tried to take it out of my mouth. And I didn't want to let go. Neither did the dog.

thedarksun... · 08-02-2006, 10:50 AM

In third grade I had to present my math project in front of the whole class and I was so nervous that I wet my pants. Everyone was really nice and pretended they didn't notice (but they definately did...) and I had to stay like that until I could go to the nurse and get a different pair of pants. I was really embarrassed.

07-31-2006, 07:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
Violette Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Away from EvBoard for a while... I'll be back at some point wink Age: 23 Posts: 800 Points: 1,033.21 Bank: 793.40 Total Points: 1,826.61 Donate	Embarassing Childhood Memories and Stories Thought it would be kinda cool to have a thread like this. It's pretty simple... and we all have some silly, stupid, or humiliating things we did when we were little, right? Here's one of mine... When I was 3 years old, I had this habit of picking up leaves that had fallen on the ground and then starting to peel them along their veins/lines. Anyway, one day I picked up something, thinking it was a leaf, and started to peel it... when it started moving. It was really a praying mantis! So I started screaming and freaking out, but I didn't let go of the mantis. My dad had to run over and literally pry my fingers open to let the insect go free... but it just dropped to the ground. So... yeah... I killed a praying mantis when I was 3 years old. hides __________________ Come join!

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heartstringz Princess of Denial Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Queensland, Australia Age: 23 Posts: 741 Points: 4,868.21 Bank: 3,092.25 Total Points: 7,960.46 Donate	The previous stories are hilarious! I have one from when I was about five. My parents had given me an ice-cream and told me to sit outside and eat it. When they came outside I was sitting on the back step alternately licking my ice-cream and then licking my big toe and so-on gross. __________________ RIP Chris 1989-2007 - hope you are in a better place where you can be at peace and not in pain. You were one cool kid mate!

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Tara_PA Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hazleton, PA Age: 34 Posts: 413 Points: 1,753.78 Bank: 35,853.24 Total Points: 37,607.02 Donate	I can't remember exactly how old I was, but Violette's story reminded me of this. I was pretty young when it happened, that's all I remember. I had a pet chameleon (sorry if I spelled that wrong) and I was so proud of it. I was at my aunts and I wanted to show everyone so I picked the lizard up holding it by it's tail to show everyone. All of a sudden, the tail breaks off and is still squirming in my hands. I scream and throw the lizard and the tail across the room, they are both crawling around, even though they aren't attached. It was embarrassing AND gross. __________________ My Livejournal ~ Myspace

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rat_licker Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: queensland, australia Age: 22 Posts: 413 Points: 500.00 Bank: 8,738.42 Total Points: 9,238.42 Donate	We used to have a sand-pit at the edge of the cement, with about a 10cm drop down to it. So one day I'm riding my little trike around, and go straight over the edge, head first into the sand. It was everywhere; up my nose, in my nose, ears, mouth, eyes. I was screaming and crying, and my whole family's laughing their asses off at me. My parents also remind me, quite often, of the time I was eating a sandwich near the baby fence at the door, and the dog came and tried to take it out of my mouth. And I didn't want to let go. Neither did the dog. __________________ some days I cry alone but I know I'm not the only one

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Teh Torey Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Mansfield, Ohio Age: 17 Posts: 1,758 Points: 16,359.38 Bank: 29,996.11 Total Points: 46,355.49 Donate	When I was younger I used to sleep walk constantly. One night, when I was eleven years of age, I got out of bed to use the restroom. I walked into the kitchen, and I plopped myself up onto the trash can. I began to pee, but my mother and father walked in, and said ''Torey! What are you doing?'' that snapped me out of my sleep, and I was basically forever humiliated. To answer any dumbass questions.... no, I did not know what I was doing as I was sleep walking.

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Shape Catalina Wine Mixer! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Jose, California Age: 26 Posts: 4,469 Points: 20,514.99 Bank: 197,382.95 Total Points: 217,897.93 Donate	i peed in my moms mouth when i was a baby. boy was my face red.

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thedarksun... Registered User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The Center of the Circle Age: 17 Posts: 601 Points: 3,692.48 Bank: 595.59 Total Points: 4,288.07 Donate	In third grade I had to present my math project in front of the whole class and I was so nervous that I wet my pants. Everyone was really nice and pretended they didn't notice (but they definately did...) and I had to stay like that until I could go to the nurse and get a different pair of pants. I was really embarrassed.

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