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Embarassing Childhood Memories and Stories Post #1 |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Away from EvBoard for a while... I'll be back at some point *wink*
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Embarassing Childhood Memories and Stories
Thought it would be kinda cool to have a thread like this. It's pretty simple... and we all have some silly, stupid, or humiliating things we did when we were little, right?
Here's one of mine... When I was 3 years old, I had this habit of picking up leaves that had fallen on the ground and then starting to peel them along their veins/lines. Anyway, one day I picked up something, thinking it was a leaf, and started to peel it... when it started moving. It was really a praying mantis! So I started screaming and freaking out, but I didn't let go of the mantis. My dad had to run over and literally pry my fingers open to let the insect go free... but it just dropped to the ground. So... yeah... I killed a praying mantis when I was 3 years old. *hides* |
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Fledgling Post Monkey
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Mansfield, Ohio
Age: 22
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When I was younger I used to sleep walk constantly. One night, when I was eleven years of age, I got out of bed to use the restroom. I walked into the kitchen, and I plopped myself up onto the trash can. I began to pee, but my mother and father walked in, and said ''Torey! What are you doing?'' that snapped me out of my sleep, and I was basically forever humiliated.
To answer any dumbass questions.... no, I did not know what I was doing as I was sleep walking.
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Princess of Denial
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Queensland, Australia
Age: 28
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The previous stories are hilarious!
I have one from when I was about five. My parents had given me an ice-cream and told me to sit outside and eat it. When they came outside I was sitting on the back step alternately licking my ice-cream and then licking my big toe and so-on *gross*. |
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Embarassing Childhood Memories and Stories Post #4 |
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Location: Hazleton, PA
Age: 39
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I can't remember exactly how old I was, but Violette's story reminded me of this. I was pretty young when it happened, that's all I remember.
I had a pet chameleon (sorry if I spelled that wrong) and I was so proud of it. I was at my aunts and I wanted to show everyone so I picked the lizard up holding it by it's tail to show everyone. All of a sudden, the tail breaks off and is still squirming in my hands. I scream and throw the lizard and the tail across the room, they are both crawling around, even though they aren't attached. It was embarrassing AND gross. |
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FROGS FTW
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Edmonton, AB.
Age: 25
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anyway, when I was ....younger.. let's just say, still living with my parents, I was home alone, and decided to listen to Bon Jovi, and pretend me and him were on stage singing You Give Love a Bad Name. So there's me with a fist held to my mouth like I'm holding a microphone singing, and dancing around ...'with' Bon Jovi, when suddenly I look up and see my dad and about 5 of his friend's staring at me. They came in without me noticing because the music was so loud. They were all wasted and tried to make me feel better about it by saying it was a good performance, and I looked 'sexy'... but that made it even worse considering who it was, lol. |
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Embarassing Childhood Memories and Stories Post #7 |
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Location: queensland, australia
Age: 27
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We used to have a sand-pit at the edge of the cement, with about a 10cm drop down to it. So one day I'm riding my little trike around, and go straight over the edge, head first into the sand. It was everywhere; up my nose, in my nose, ears, mouth, eyes. I was screaming and crying, and my whole family's laughing their asses off at me.
My parents also remind me, quite often, of the time I was eating a sandwich near the baby fence at the door, and the dog came and tried to take it out of my mouth. And I didn't want to let go. Neither did the dog. |
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Embarassing Childhood Memories and Stories Post #8 |
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In third grade I had to present my math project in front of the whole class and I was so nervous that I wet my pants. Everyone was really nice and pretended they didn't notice (but they definately did...) and I had to stay like that until I could go to the nurse and get a different pair of pants. I was really embarrassed.
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Embarassing Childhood Memories and Stories Post #9 |
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I bow down to Faiza's abiding glory.
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Location: The Liminal
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I'm reviving this! Just cuz I think a lot of us have REALLY embarrassing stories.
For me, I ate dog food as a kid, even got my nephew to join in. Once in the fourth grade I was barefoot, and it was really hot and the entire school was standing outside on tar, and it was so hot, on my feet I mean, I started crying, but didn't say anything cuz we weren't allowed to. Once when I was even littler than that, these two bullies swore at my sister, so I decide to run after them down the street, needless to say these two boys were much faster and stronger than me, so they ran me down and pulled my pants down in the middle of the street. I also once almost beat one of my best friends to death with a stick after he told shit stories behind my back, like I jumped on him... in the middle of the street. OH! And once at Sunday school I stepped in shit, so I was sitting in the class hoping no one will notice. But they did. So I tried to ignore it, but they kept going on about it and I kept getting redder and redder, so I just stood up and said it was me. Yeah. Fuck that was bad. So, as you can see, my life has been filled with many a proud moment. So share yours! |
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Embarassing Childhood Memories and Stories Post #10 |
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Don't Touch me.
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Location: Alberta, Canada
Age: 22
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I used to eat cat food. My dad has a pic of me with one hand in the tender vittles box and the other hand in my mouth, starring at the camera like a deer in head lights. LOL
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