Deus13

HOOCHIE MAMA!!!- George Costanza

From Futurama-

"You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread."- Captain Zapp Brannigan

Office Space-
"Peter ... Watch out for your cornhole..." - Lawrence

sariala

I got my little brother, who's 19, to watch it with me once. At first, he was grumbling about having to watch a "girl show", but less than halfway through, he was laughing and telling me how good it was.

Now, if they just had Evanescence ON Gilmore Girls... I'd probably think I'd died and gone to heaven

shadowized

favorite quotes...hmm... the whole Fight Club novel.

the one in my sig is from the film Pi.

"don't fall asleep or we'll mutilate your genitals." - Dog Fashion Disco

"are you a badass or just a fuckin' asshole?" - Mushroomhead

" the person you love isn't the one who loves you. " - Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk

" it's a crazy fucked up world, and we're all just floating waiting for someone who can walk on water." - Heroin Bob in SLC Punk!

" it's like fucking Jesus Christ took a shit and it landed right here! " - Steve-O in SLC Punk!

i probably fucked a couple of those up.

Senor Limpio

Here's my favorites from the film, As Good As It Gets:

*Secretary: I just have to know. How do you write women so well?

Melvin Udall: Well, I think of a man...and I take away reason and accountability.

*Melvin Udall: Carol the Waitress, meet Simon the Fag.

*Melvin Udall: I'm drowning here! I need help and instead of pulling me out you're just describing the water around me![/i]

Cera

Invisible Monsters is the best! My favorite quote from it has to be:

"No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close" - Chuck Palahniuk

"After all those years I was hurting to feel something more than life" - After All These Years, Silverchair (Diorama)

And don't even get me started on the House of Yes, I could go all day...There were NO BUBBLES!

"Jackie-O: I watch soap opera's. I bake brownies. Normalcy is pulsing through my veins."

"Mrs Pascal: Let's stick to the subject.
Marty: I have no idea what the subject is
Mrs. Pascal: I'll tell you what the subject is not
Marty: No Mama, that's too broad a category, tell me what the subject is."

"Mrs Pascal: I'm going to go baste the turkey and hide the kitchen knives."

Parker Posey is my god!

*sara

Michelle

Besides these quotes - check out my quotes section over at my personal site
and if someone already posted any of these sorry. I don't have the attention span to check. lol.

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. --Robin Williams

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

If I hadn't been a woman, I'd have been a drag queen.
- - Dolly Parton

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. --Jack Nicholson


MY ALL TIME FAVORITE :
"I'm not mad he said he'd like to kick my ass, I just don't want to be used in the same sentence as Courtney Love. That's not on"
Marilyn Manson on being name-checked in The New Radicals song You Get What You Give.

Chadeaux

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Sex... Yes Please!

silentblade007

"-My wife complains that I never listen to her, or something like that..."

LadySerenity7

Some of my faves:

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
--Unknown

Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief
--Marcus Tullius Cicero

The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friendship.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.
--David Weatherford

Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most.
--Sandra Bullock Hope Floats

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
--Unknown

What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

The state of your life is nothing more than a reflection of your state of mind.
--Dr. Wayne W. Dyer

Peet

I think my fav is 1 from a dutch band called "de heideroosjes"
"I'm not deaf, i'm just ignoring you"
works everytime