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05-17-2006, 08:04 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Suomi-Finland
Age: 19
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It's a girl!
And the father is Bill Clinton of course!  Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things. Haha! Ain't I just soo lucky.
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05-17-2006, 08:05 AM
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THATSWHATSHESAID
  Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Edward's meadow
Age: 19
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It's a boy!
Ashlee , you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 3 oz and have blonde hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! The Daddy Is . . .  The Pope Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly. oo snapz0r! Immaculate conception my ass 
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05-17-2006, 08:18 AM
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I r a sarcastic influence
 Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Massachusetts as of right now/CT soon
Age: 22
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It's A Girl! Fallon, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 13 oz and have blonde hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
The Daddy Is . . .  Arnold Schwarzenegger Don't feel bad, you were just wearing a dress and sometimes that's all it takes. It could have happened to anyone. --- Oh dear...
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05-17-2006, 08:26 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Vienna, Austria
Age: 17
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Nina, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 11 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Bill Clinton is the father. 
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05-17-2006, 08:29 AM
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 Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Axe-Murderering everyone in The Underground!
Age: 28
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Fabio is going to he the father of my 8lb, 12 oz baby boy! Stay away from my man!
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05-17-2006, 08:46 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: L-city
Age: 22
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EDIT: I did the test with my real name. At first it said I wasn't pregnant. But then it changed its mind and...  Holy �%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . . No offence, Arni, but I like this one much more  Last edited by Lisathewitch : 05-17-2006 at 08:58 AM. |
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05-17-2006, 09:00 AM
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Doin' it doggy style!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Look behind you..I'ma creepin' yo @zz!
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 It's A Boy! Leslie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 11 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! (awwwe! )Janet Reno IS THE DADDY??!?!?!?! OMFG!!!! *laughing ass off*  Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test? ........... LMFAO!! But holy hell....16 freaking pounds?!? what the hell did this kid EAT while he was in there?!  OMFG.......how can i have a kid with a-a-a OLD WOMAN?!?!?! *still laughing* That is sad....extremely sad..... Awwwe.....his name is Caden Logan... The only good thing that came outta this whole pregnancy...
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05-17-2006, 09:09 AM
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Fledgling Post Monkey
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OMFG thats the funniest thing ive seen in awhile...^^
(maybe i should get a life! )haha i cannot stop laughing!!!!!!!!!! you sound so annoyed TearsofShadows like you really did give birth to a 16pound janet reno baby! |
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05-17-2006, 09:12 AM
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Closer to Fine
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Denver, Colorado
Age: 33
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 No pregnancy detected Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy. Because there is always a small margin of error during remote testing operations, we strongly recommend that you verify the results with a re-test. To do this, click the "Re-Test" button below.  Last edited by DhammaSeeker : 05-17-2006 at 09:15 AM. |
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