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Errant Soul · 05-17-2006, 09:25 AM

It's A Boy!

Áine, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 12 lbs, 6 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be.

Ralph Nader

This is astounding- the first time Ralph has sex since 1963 and he cranks out a baby. Is it true that it's $50 extra for 'cuddle time'?

b00bles · 05-17-2006, 09:29 AM

Christina, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 8 lbs, 11 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Pope

Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

HAHAHA.
Maybe the baby isn't mine. Dark hair? Dark eyes?

Scratchy · 05-17-2006, 09:43 AM

Julia, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 12 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy Is Fabio

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

@daddy, it's a sex machine!!!!!

Floating Lily · 05-17-2006, 09:45 AM

susan, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 13 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Grey eyes? Cool!
The father is
Fabio

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

And Lady Jo and rat licker and Scratchy
*waves finger at you three* He is mine!

witch · 05-17-2006, 09:52 AM

Denise, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 5 oz and have black hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

the daddy is... the pope

Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

*rotfl*

Mystic 04 · 05-17-2006, 09:56 AM

It's A Boy!

Stefanie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 15 lbs, 16 oz and have red hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The father is....

Fabio

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

I'm so proud

Scratchy · 05-17-2006, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Floating Lily

And Lady Jo and rat licker and Scratchy
*waves finger at you three* He is mine!

I wouldn't be surprised if half of the board was pregnant from him!!!!
oh, look, one more to this list!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mystic 04

The father is....
Fabio

Floating Lily · 05-17-2006, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scratchy

I wouldn't be surprised if half of the board was pregnant from him!!!!
oh, look, one more to this list!!

Lets form a group! the Women Who Got Knocked Up By Fabio So Now We Are Going To Complain And Make Him Pay For The Babies
or the WWGKUBFSNWAGTCAMHPFTB group.

**Nyx** · 05-17-2006, 10:29 AM

I got Jesse Jackson as the father. Is it really bad if I have no idea who the guy is?

But anyway, I got a boy, brown eyes and hair, 8 pounds and 1 ounce.

And I got him on the 25th of December, 2006. OMF, hasn't that day passed already?

WHERE'S MY BABEH?!!?!! *runs around looking for kid*

**TheLady** · 05-17-2006, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nyx

I got Jesse Jackson as the father. Is it really bad if I have no idea who the guy is?

But anyway, I got a boy, brown eyes and hair, 8 pounds and 1 ounce.

And I got him on the 25th of December, 2006. OMF, hasn't that day passed already?

WHERE'S MY BABEH?!!?!! *runs around looking for kid*

December 2006 love. Pay attention love.

The Reverend Jesse Jackson is a minority-rights advocate here in the USA. Whenever there is an injustice against a minority, usually black or hispanic, you can find him being all outraged about. Many people think he is just a windbag.

05-17-2006, 09:25 AM	#21 (permalink)
Errant Soul Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Planet Hell Age: 25 Posts: 170 Points: 46.62 Bank: 1,026.85 Total Points: 1,073.47 Donate	It's A Boy! Áine, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 12 lbs, 6 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Ralph Nader This is astounding- the first time Ralph has sex since 1963 and he cranks out a baby. Is it true that it's $50 extra for 'cuddle time'? __________________ Es gibt keinen Gott, Es gibt kein Leben. Sie werden alle sterben, Ohne die Erlösung

05-17-2006, 09:29 AM	#22 (permalink)
b00bles Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,878 Points: 12,015.04 Bank: 368,759.38 Total Points: 380,774.42 Donate	Christina, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 8 lbs, 11 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! The Pope Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly. HAHAHA. Maybe the baby isn't mine. Dark hair? Dark eyes? __________________ LEGEN wait for it and I hope you're not lactose intolerant cause the second half of that word is D A R Y

05-17-2006, 09:43 AM	#23 (permalink)
Scratchy pwns Shiver Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Saint-Petersburg, Russia Posts: 4,264 Points: 17,643.59 Bank: 46,136,328.89 Total Points: 46,153,972.47 Donate	Julia, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 12 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! The Daddy Is Fabio You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes. @daddy, it's a sex machine!!!!! __________________ . I'm proud to announce that Shivercide is now part of the board's E.V.I.L forces, thanks to me!

05-17-2006, 09:45 AM	#24 (permalink)
Floating Lily Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ireland Age: 17 Posts: 861 Points: 1,045.10 Bank: 201.32 Total Points: 1,246.42 Donate	susan, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 13 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Grey eyes? Cool! The father is Fabio You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes. And Lady Jo and rat licker and Scratchy waves finger at you three He is mine! __________________

05-17-2006, 09:52 AM	#25 (permalink)
witch i don´t like bananas Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Germany Age: 27 Posts: 1,509 Points: 11,831.62 Bank: 103,920.97 Total Points: 115,752.59 Donate	Denise, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 5 oz and have black hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! the daddy is... the pope Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly. rotfl __________________ where are those angels when you need them

05-17-2006, 09:56 AM	#26 (permalink)
Mystic 04 Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Düsseldorf,Germany Age: 18 Posts: 464 Points: 2,435.87 Bank: 989.88 Total Points: 3,425.75 Donate	It's A Boy! Stefanie, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 15 lbs, 16 oz and have red hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! The father is.... Fabio You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes. I'm so proud __________________ sweet desire And I’ll be there to inhale your delightful day

05-17-2006, 10:29 AM	#29 (permalink)
Nyx Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Uhm... can't remember. Too much rum. Age: 18 Posts: 804 Points: 512.36 Bank: 137,919.07 Total Points: 138,431.43 Donate $\m/ - Fanat1c$	I got Jesse Jackson as the father. Is it really bad if I have no idea who the guy is? But anyway, I got a boy, brown eyes and hair, 8 pounds and 1 ounce. And I got him on the 25th of December, 2006. OMF, hasn't that day passed already? WHERE'S MY BABEH?!!?!! runs around looking for kid __________________ I have a reputation beyond repute. Shizzle.

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