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Old 05-17-2006, 10:32 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Rory, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 4 oz (OW!)and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Dad is: PeeWee Herman

Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.

KATYA! Back off my man!
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Old 05-17-2006, 10:47 AM   #32 (permalink)
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*joins WGKUBFSNWAGTCAMHPFTB *

And he told me I was the one and only

I guess i'll have to raise michael all by myself
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Old 05-17-2006, 10:53 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Yeah...let's start the Peerlessly Raising Illegitimate Celebrity Kids Society.

aka: PRICKS.
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Old 05-17-2006, 11:05 AM   #34 (permalink)
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all i can say is, if i catch Janet Reno with another woman, i will be pissed.
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Old 05-17-2006, 11:22 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Leslie + Janet

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Old 05-17-2006, 11:24 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Wow, the Pope and I are going to have a baby girl.

I think the funniest part is that fact that John Paul II is dead and they still give me his picture, instead of Pope Benedict.
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Bill Clinton and I are going to have a beautiful baby girl weighing about 12 lbs, 13 oz with red hair and hazel eyes.

Not sure where she's getting the hair from...
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I think the funniest part is that fact that John Paul II is dead and they still give me his picture, instead of Pope Benedict.
I just realized....you people that fell out with the dead pope (my condolences).....dude....ya'll could write a book about your experience...

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The Reverend Jesse Jackson is a minority-rights advocate here in the USA. Whenever there is an injustice against a minority, usually black or hispanic, you can find him being all outraged about. Many people think he is just a windbag.
OH! Haha, I need to pay more attention. Thanks for the heads-up.
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Bonita, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 9 lbs, 8 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

What a miracle!!! The Daddy is our mailman, who is black. The baby (according to the picture) is Asian. I am neither. See you on Maury.
 
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