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Rory · 05-17-2006, 12:42 PM

Haha, we won't be seeing YOU on Maury, they're gonna have to have a special episode just for us!

etherealme · 05-17-2006, 01:15 PM

If any of this were possible methinks we'd ALL be seen on Maury, Jerry springer, and Montel!!!!!!

Rory · 05-17-2006, 01:16 PM

And of course Dr. Phil would be called for some much needed evaluations...

Dice · 05-17-2006, 01:20 PM

Oh! When I get a hold of the father!

cruithne · 05-17-2006, 02:39 PM

John, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 16 oz and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy Is . . .
The Pool Guy

Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...
___________

Even if I were female, that's a huge baby to come out of me!

DarkGoddess · 05-17-2006, 02:51 PM

Sasha, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 10 lbs, 2 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy is...
Pee Wee Herman!

Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.

Birth Certificate
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/im...n&LBS=10&OZS=2

*Dawn* · 05-17-2006, 02:57 PM

Dawn, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 7 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy Is . . .
Fabio

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

Hahaha. Oh my.

Phoenix Fires · 05-17-2006, 04:26 PM

It's A Girl!

Amy, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 12 lbs, 12 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy is...

The Pope

Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.

*can't breathe for laughing*

numb_tothe_core · 05-17-2006, 05:29 PM

Wow! I have a precious little girl!

And here's the name:

The daddy is the sexy pool guy!

Aerdna · 05-17-2006, 08:38 PM

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Andrea, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 9 lbs, 4 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

And the daddy is...The Pool Guy?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

05-17-2006, 12:42 PM	#41 (permalink)
Rory Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Massachusetts Age: 19 Posts: 1,056 Points: 1,339.65 Bank: 505.66 Total Points: 1,845.31 Donate	Haha, we won't be seeing YOU on Maury, they're gonna have to have a special episode just for us! __________________

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etherealme Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Iowa Age: 34 Posts: 896 Points: 27,672.34 Bank: 8,611.18 Total Points: 36,283.52 Donate	If any of this were possible methinks we'd ALL be seen on Maury, Jerry springer, and Montel!!!!!! __________________ If it looks like a skunk and smells like a skunk, it aint no kitty cat......

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Rory Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Massachusetts Age: 19 Posts: 1,056 Points: 1,339.65 Bank: 505.66 Total Points: 1,845.31 Donate	And of course Dr. Phil would be called for some much needed evaluations... __________________

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Dice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Norway Age: 21 Posts: 508 Points: 3,903.50 Bank: 1,295.69 Total Points: 5,199.19 Donate	Oh! When I get a hold of the father! __________________ Is it a really evil-looking doorstep? ◦◦◦◦◦◦◦

05-17-2006, 02:39 PM	#45 (permalink)
cruithne Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 31 Posts: 413 Points: 295.01 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 295.01 Donate	John, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 16 oz and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! The Daddy Is . . . The Pool Guy Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur... ___________ Even if I were female, that's a huge baby to come out of me! __________________ Remember that there is only one person who can make you feel angry, insulted, or offended. ¿uwop ap!sdn s!y+ 6u!peaj noh aje hyM

05-17-2006, 02:51 PM	#46 (permalink)
DarkGoddess Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: San Diego, California Age: 21 Posts: 94 Points: 716.84 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 716.84 Donate	Sasha, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 10 lbs, 2 oz and have red hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! The Daddy is... Pee Wee Herman! Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image. Birth Certificate http://www.thepregnancytester.com/im...n&LBS=10&OZS=2 __________________ Fear that muffin, the muffin of death!

05-17-2006, 02:57 PM	#47 (permalink)
Dawn Unreliable sarcasm whore Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dutchie stuck in Cancun/hurricane magnet. Age: 26 Posts: 2,100 Points: 250.00 Bank: 894,881.65 Total Points: 895,131.65 Donate	Dawn, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 7 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! The Daddy Is . . . Fabio You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes. Hahaha. Oh my. __________________ Stuff.

05-17-2006, 04:26 PM	#48 (permalink)
Phoenix Fires Cheburashka Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: UK Age: 22 Posts: 3,417 Points: 1,068.24 Bank: 1,679,012.81 Total Points: 1,680,081.05 Donate	It's A Girl! Amy, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 12 lbs, 12 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! The Daddy is... The Pope Oh, girl- that is just so wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly. can't breathe for laughing __________________

05-17-2006, 05:29 PM	#49 (permalink)
numb_tothe_core Member of the Banned PERMA BANNED Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In the advice forum. Age: 19 Posts: 223 Points: 21.46 Bank: 3,266.15 Total Points: 3,287.61 Donate	Wow! I have a precious little girl! And here's the name: The daddy is the sexy pool guy!

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