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FelicityS · 05-16-2006, 10:25 PM

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/

LoL this is what i got:

Congratulations, felicity! You're "with child"

It's A Boy!

felicity, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 13 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

The Daddy Is . . .

Dick Cheney

This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way.

Return To Chaos · 05-16-2006, 10:40 PM

It's A Girl!

Nicole, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 11 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Michael Jackson

OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.

And here's the 'birth certificate': http://www.thepregnancytester.com/bi...rtificate.html

***

OMG, I am seriously laughing my ass off here. And, Jesus, 15 lbs?! Ouch!

Katya · 05-16-2006, 10:52 PM

It's A Girl!

Katy, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 9 lbs, 2 oz and have black hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

(Yay, I always knew I'd have a girl!)

The Daddy:

PeeWee Herman
Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.

LMFAO!!!!!! *laughs so hard she cries* Oh dear! I guess my tastes are just...different!

etherealme · 05-16-2006, 11:27 PM

It's A Girl! *can't even get a boy in a cyber conception*

deinna, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 9 lbs, 1 oz and have blonde hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Her father is- BOSS HOG!!!!!!!!!!! You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).

Needless to say my husband won't be pleased *shifty eyes*

This is tooooooo much. *falls off couch laughing*.

lasha · 05-16-2006, 11:38 PM

my baby's daddy is bill o'reilly

eeeeeeeeeek

Shivercide · 05-16-2006, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by etherealme

Her father is- BOSS HOG!!!!!!!!!!! You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).

I got the same daddy!!

WTF, he sure gets around...

rat_licker · 05-17-2006, 12:22 AM

I went through a, let's just say, interesting number of men, before fianlly settling on Fabio.
So there you have it, a little girl with Fabio. lmfao.

etherealme · 05-17-2006, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shivercide

I got the same daddy!!

WTF, he sure gets around...

I know, sheesh. *wouldn't want his child support obligation monthly*.

Btw, the second time I did this I got the POPE for the father *so wrong on many, many levels* Saddest part, the kid was actually a BOY! Of course he weighed 15 lbs!!!!!! *C-section anyone*

ChinaDoll06 · 05-17-2006, 07:55 AM

It's a Girl! Its weight is 15lbs, 1oz, and has black hair and brown eyes. The proud father is Ralph Nader. Her name is Elizabeth Amanada Nader. Thank God it's a joke!

**Brendan** · 05-17-2006, 08:01 AM

yay im pregnant

i didnt know i could fall pregnant but apparently i can

isnt he cwute

It's A Boy!

brendan, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 5 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.

and boss hog is teh daddy, i couldnt help it late night +lots of bourbon+ teh sexa boss hog = baby

05-16-2006, 10:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
FelicityS Fledgling Post Monkey Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,403 Points: 700.64 Bank: 41.06 Total Points: 741.70 Donate	Free Online Pregnancy Test http://www.thepregnancytester.com/ LoL this is what i got: Congratulations, felicity! You're "with child" It's A Boy! felicity, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 13 oz and have black hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! The Daddy Is . . . Dick Cheney This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way. __________________ My Space My Stuff

05-16-2006, 10:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
Katya Mega Post Monkey Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: London Age: 21 Posts: 6,164 Points: 9,386.17 Bank: 1,589,602.00 Total Points: 1,598,988.17 Donate	It's A Girl! Katy, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 9 lbs, 2 oz and have black hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! (Yay, I always knew I'd have a girl!) The Daddy: PeeWee Herman Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image. LMFAO!!!!!! laughs so hard she cries Oh dear! I guess my tastes are just...different! __________________

05-16-2006, 11:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
etherealme Children of the Korn Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Iowa Age: 34 Posts: 934 Points: 29,579.75 Bank: 11,821.30 Total Points: 41,401.05 Donate	It's A Girl! can't even get a boy in a cyber conception deinna, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 9 lbs, 1 oz and have blonde hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Her father is- BOSS HOG!!!!!!!!!!! You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war). Needless to say my husband won't be pleased shifty eyes This is tooooooo much. falls off couch laughing. __________________ Since the government gets to use imaginary money to cover its ass, how come I can't use Monopoly money to pay my mortgage? Last edited by etherealme : 05-16-2006 at 11:30 PM.

05-16-2006, 11:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
lasha Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: my house Age: 25 Posts: 70 Points: 0.00 Bank: 504.00 Total Points: 504.00 Donate	my baby's daddy is bill o'reilly eeeeeeeeeek __________________ You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

05-17-2006, 12:22 AM	#7 (permalink)
rat_licker Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: queensland, australia Age: 22 Posts: 413 Points: 750.00 Bank: 8,913.19 Total Points: 9,663.19 Donate	I went through a, let's just say, interesting number of men, before fianlly settling on Fabio. So there you have it, a little girl with Fabio. lmfao. __________________ some days I cry alone but I know I'm not the only one

05-16-2006, 10:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Return To Chaos Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ontario Age: 21 Posts: 410 Points: 295.76 Bank: 1,869.86 Total Points: 2,165.62 Donate	It's A Girl! Nicole, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 11 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Michael Jackson OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal. And here's the 'birth certificate': http://www.thepregnancytester.com/bi...rtificate.html *** OMG, I am seriously laughing my ass off here. And, Jesus, 15 lbs?! Ouch!

05-17-2006, 07:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
ChinaDoll06 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wonder Land Age: 20 Posts: 144 Points: 2,652.45 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,652.45 Donate	It's a Girl! Its weight is 15lbs, 1oz, and has black hair and brown eyes. The proud father is Ralph Nader. Her name is Elizabeth Amanada Nader. Thank God it's a joke!

05-17-2006, 08:01 AM	#10 (permalink)
Brendan ~Cold In The Ground~ Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Australia Age: 23 Posts: 918 Points: 13,615.65 Bank: 328.83 Total Points: 13,944.48 Donate	yay im pregnant i didnt know i could fall pregnant but apparently i can isnt he cwute It's A Boy! brendan, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 5 oz and have brown hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out. and boss hog is teh daddy, i couldnt help it late night +lots of bourbon+ teh sexa boss hog = baby __________________

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