Hotter Potter! - EvBoard

CheshireCat · 08-16-2006, 05:29 AM

In my spare time i like to write music and songs. Usually I take an existing song, change the subject and the lyrics to make them comical. With my friends we're going to make a cd, but I thought I'd show some of the songs here and see if people like them. Feel free to leave critisizm, just don't be too harsh!! he he!

Hotter Potter is different from my other pieces as it's completely original and not based on any other song.
It is actually a song but I can't write the chords and music properly on here, so its sort of turned into a poem.
As you've probably guessed its about Harry Potter, but NONE OF THE VIEWS IN THE POEM REFLECT ANY OF MY OWN ABOUT HARRY POTTER OR OTHER CHARACTERS! I hope you like it!

HOTTER POTTER!!!

Harry Potter he's hotter
Than a lotta people,
Everyone loves him, wants to hug him
But actually he's rather dull.

Hermione she's the one
Every girl would like to be,
But goofy teeth! Can't you see?
She is basically a freak!

Then we come to dear old Ron
Where the hell do I begin?
Needs a haircut and new clothes,
Looks like he lives in a garbage bin!

These three people are quite dull
In French we would say they're 'null',
But there are some who add some spice
Into Hogwarts daily life.

Draco Malfoy's far more cool
Likes to play up, act the fool,
Harry seems more interesting
Fighting Malfoy, breaking rules!

Severous Snape I think this time
Deserves two verses in my rhyme
The greatest character in the books
With the most amazing looks.
Deep dark voice, greasy black hair
Accompanied by his cold grey stare,
Although to Harry he's unfair
Who gives a toss? We just don't care!

Overall it's fair to say
The boring people are outweighed
With Severous Snape and Malfoy too
Our interest slowly grew and grew,
Now Harry Potter's known worldwide
But not coz of his dull, kind side,
We start to see his evil grow
Just like the great Snape and Draco!

LucidNocturne · 08-16-2006, 09:48 PM

That was interesting, it was well written but i haven't been able to get a copy of the 5th and 6th books yet and apparently someone dies... and... someone falls in love and... What? NOw someones evil?

†Elisabeth† · 08-20-2006, 06:26 PM

Well.. this is certainly different.. I can't quite say I like it though.

08-16-2006, 05:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
CheshireCat Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: UK, Cheshire! Age: 18 Posts: 62 Points: 0.56 Bank: 653.70 Total Points: 654.26 Donate	Hotter Potter! In my spare time i like to write music and songs. Usually I take an existing song, change the subject and the lyrics to make them comical. With my friends we're going to make a cd, but I thought I'd show some of the songs here and see if people like them. Feel free to leave critisizm, just don't be too harsh!! he he! Hotter Potter is different from my other pieces as it's completely original and not based on any other song. It is actually a song but I can't write the chords and music properly on here, so its sort of turned into a poem. As you've probably guessed its about Harry Potter, but NONE OF THE VIEWS IN THE POEM REFLECT ANY OF MY OWN ABOUT HARRY POTTER OR OTHER CHARACTERS! I hope you like it! HOTTER POTTER!!! Harry Potter he's hotter Than a lotta people, Everyone loves him, wants to hug him But actually he's rather dull. Hermione she's the one Every girl would like to be, But goofy teeth! Can't you see? She is basically a freak! Then we come to dear old Ron Where the hell do I begin? Needs a haircut and new clothes, Looks like he lives in a garbage bin! These three people are quite dull In French we would say they're 'null', But there are some who add some spice Into Hogwarts daily life. Draco Malfoy's far more cool Likes to play up, act the fool, Harry seems more interesting Fighting Malfoy, breaking rules! Severous Snape I think this time Deserves two verses in my rhyme The greatest character in the books With the most amazing looks. Deep dark voice, greasy black hair Accompanied by his cold grey stare, Although to Harry he's unfair Who gives a toss? We just don't care! Overall it's fair to say The boring people are outweighed With Severous Snape and Malfoy too Our interest slowly grew and grew, Now Harry Potter's known worldwide But not coz of his dull, kind side, We start to see his evil grow Just like the great Snape and Draco! Last edited by CheshireCat : 08-16-2006 at 10:05 AM.

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08-16-2006, 09:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
LucidNocturne n00blet Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Brighton MI Posts: 17 Points: 129.91 Bank: 199.87 Total Points: 329.78 Donate	That was interesting, it was well written but i haven't been able to get a copy of the 5th and 6th books yet and apparently someone dies... and... someone falls in love and... What? NOw someones evil?

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†Elisabeth† Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Virginia Age: 16 Posts: 30 Points: 284.33 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 284.33 Donate	Well.. this is certainly different.. I can't quite say I like it though.

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