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**Miles D** · 07-21-2006, 12:00 AM

Omfg Oreo COOKIES!!!

I eat them as fast as possible. Only way to eat 'em.

Shivercide · 07-21-2006, 12:05 AM

I like to pretend they're Johnny Depp and eat them slowly.

Hee

**Melanie** · 07-21-2006, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ShapeShifter

1. Take the phone off the hook.

2. Fill a small to medium plate with Oreo cookies.

3. Pour yourself a glass of your favorite red or white wine. If you can't decide, opt for a full-bodied red Zinfandel.

4. Take a sip or two of the wine.

5. Break an Oreo cookie in half.

6. Scrape the white stuff over your lower teeth, letting it slowly melt in your mouth.

7. Swish some wine in your mouth.

8. Dunk the cookie halves, one at a time, into the wine, and munch on them slowly.

9. Close your eyes and moan.

10. Repeat steps as needed.

Good lord, if that's not quite the aphrodisiac!

*Runs off to find husband*

an0thercreation · 07-21-2006, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Shivercide

I like to pretend they're Johnny Depp and eat them slowly.

Hee

Hahaha..now THAT'S an idea.

Ann

Aloi · 07-21-2006, 12:26 AM

Open two in half, eat the halves without the cream, then put the other two together to make a homemade double-stuff...

whooo!!!

TearsofShadows · 07-21-2006, 12:27 AM

When i eat oreos....

I either pretend I'm Cookie Monster and totally kill off the oreo, leaving but a few crumbs...

Or, i do the traditional: Twisty twist, licky lick, dunky dunk, munchy munch

Or, if i'm in the mood....i give the oreo a total french kissing ceremony, and dunk the lil sucker in chocolate milk...

I also eat them in dirt. With worms. Can't forget the worms. Mmmmm..... yummers.

Maggie · 07-21-2006, 12:35 AM

I STICK THEM. UP. MY. ASS.

Seriously.

MetalRepublican · 07-21-2006, 12:40 AM

I take an empty glass and stack oreo cookies in the glass. Then I fill the glass full of milk. After about 10 minutes, the cookies are soft enough to drink... If not, I crush them with a spoon.

If any of you wackos take this idea and make a commercial from it, I will stuff your asses in a 50 gallon barrel and fill it with milk.

Shape · 07-21-2006, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by fearlesst15

if/when i ever go out to cali - we shall have an oreo orgy. every oreo known to man eaten every which way possible haha

oh that will be hott. must take pics.

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Originally Posted by Melanie

Good lord, if that's not quite the aphrodisiac!

*Runs off to find husband*

be sure to let us know it went!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maggie

I STICK THEM. UP. MY. ASS.

THEN SHIT THEM. OUT. YOUR. MOUTH.

cowbell · 07-21-2006, 12:59 AM

haha, i totally imagined mike having the "ladies man" voice while giving those instructions about the wine and oreos! LOL.

and who would want an oreo when you could have a double stuffed oreo? Granted, the cookie to cream ratio is a bit off, BUT IT'S A DOUBLE STUFFED OREO!>!>!!L!!oneoeneon!!!

sometimes i let them swim in the milk until the cookie is soft. other timesw i split them, lick off all the creamy goodness, put the cookie back together, and munch until done.

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Miles D Cookie-head Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Memphis, TN Age: 31 Posts: 3,078 Points: 526.19 Bank: 452,978.86 Total Points: 453,505.05 Donate	Omfg Oreo COOKIES!!! I eat them as fast as possible. Only way to eat 'em. __________________ I need a new signature. Eek!

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Aloi AKA Unknown_Forces =] Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Kentucky. Age: 16 Posts: 331 Points: 4,357.86 Bank: 5,499.71 Total Points: 9,857.57 Donate	Open two in half, eat the halves without the cream, then put the other two together to make a homemade double-stuff... whooo!!! __________________ If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

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Maggie Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Minnesota Represent! Age: 17 Posts: 535 Points: 11,081.29 Bank: 20,262.77 Total Points: 31,344.06 Donate	I STICK THEM. UP. MY. ASS. Seriously. __________________

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MetalRepublican Glad to be back Join Date: Mar 2004 Age: 43 Posts: 1,617 Points: 4,312.92 Bank: 283.90 Total Points: 4,596.82 Donate	I take an empty glass and stack oreo cookies in the glass. Then I fill the glass full of milk. After about 10 minutes, the cookies are soft enough to drink... If not, I crush them with a spoon. If any of you wackos take this idea and make a commercial from it, I will stuff your asses in a 50 gallon barrel and fill it with milk. __________________ "Your shadow is dark as should be your music." tMR "Golf courses are heaven. It's the only place where you can drink and drive and piss in public." tMR Visit me @ myspace http://www.myspace.com/themetalchef Visit www.multoc.com and http://www.myspace.com/multoc for information regarding their upcoming release....

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cowbell Bang the cowbell! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Los Angeles, CA Age: 23 Posts: 2,508 Points: 5,511.11 Bank: 5,133.15 Total Points: 10,644.27 Donate	haha, i totally imagined mike having the "ladies man" voice while giving those instructions about the wine and oreos! LOL. and who would want an oreo when you could have a double stuffed oreo? Granted, the cookie to cream ratio is a bit off, BUT IT'S A DOUBLE STUFFED OREO!>!>!!L!!oneoeneon!!! sometimes i let them swim in the milk until the cookie is soft. other timesw i split them, lick off all the creamy goodness, put the cookie back together, and munch until done. __________________ Forever starts now...

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