How do you eat an Oreo? - EvBoard

Shape · 07-20-2006, 11:11 PM

I dunk in the milk.

sometimes i take 2 oreos apart and make a super oreo.

sometimes i take 2 double stuffs apart and form a super mega kick you in the ass oreo.

i also eat them in ice cream.

mmmmm..

*Dawn* · 07-20-2006, 11:17 PM

With my mouth, usually. :|

I like to break them apart and eat the white part first. Then the cookies.
Oh and Oreo milk shake thingies at Johnny Rocket's rule the world. *craves one*

Shape · 07-20-2006, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by *Dawn*

With my mouth, usually. :|

you should totally try shoving them up your butt. no double stuffs though. o_0

or this way..

1. Take the phone off the hook.

2. Fill a small to medium plate with Oreo cookies.

3. Pour yourself a glass of your favorite red or white wine. If you can't decide, opt for a full-bodied red Zinfandel.

4. Take a sip or two of the wine.

5. Break an Oreo cookie in half.

6. Scrape the white stuff over your lower teeth, letting it slowly melt in your mouth.

7. Swish some wine in your mouth.

8. Dunk the cookie halves, one at a time, into the wine, and munch on them slowly.

9. Close your eyes and moan.

10. Repeat steps as needed.

Vampyyri · 07-20-2006, 11:46 PM

I break them apart and i eat the non cream part first and then the creamy

I also like them with peanut butter (yeah i know it sounds gross lol)

*Dawn* · 07-20-2006, 11:46 PM

I'd rather do the 10 steps thing thank you very much.
Ewww butt Oreos.

Hope · 07-20-2006, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ShapeShifter

sometimes a take 2 double stuffs apart and form a super mega kick you in the ass oreo.

Ladies and gents, I give you your Oreo master.

an0thercreation · 07-20-2006, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShapeShifter

I dunk in the milk.

sometimes i take 2 oreos apart and make a super oreo.

sometimes a take 2 double stuffs apart and form a super mega kick you in the ass oreo.

i also eat them in ice cream.

mmmmm..

hahahaha.
I don't eat oreos often, but when I do, I eat the ice filling first & then the crackers. And then I drink a LOT of milk to get the oreo nummyness off my teeth. Then there's that allergic to chocolate thing...
STOP MAKING ME HUNGRY. I have no money to buy oreos. OH! WAIT! I DO HAVE MONEY! I HAVE A DOLLAR AND 95 CENTS!
SCORE.

Ann

Sheila8703 · 07-20-2006, 11:49 PM

I'm afraid my Oreo-eating method is pretty boring. I just eat them the way they are... no taking them apart, no dunking them in milk or anything.

*ashamed of self*

~river~ · 07-20-2006, 11:50 PM

i am deprived i have never had a oreo!
i have had oreos in oreos icecream yum
and oreos in a biscuit base for a great tasting cheesecake
but never an oreo biscuit alone.
pity me

**fearlesst15** · 07-20-2006, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShapeShifter

I dunk in the milk.

sometimes i take 2 oreos apart and make a super oreo.

sometimes i take 2 double stuffs apart and form a super mega kick you in the ass oreo.

mmmmm..

ummm yes! haha that's exactly what i do. i break em apart and make super oreos. the double stuff isn't really double stuff the fuckin liars. it's like 1.5 stuff

and i havent done the super mega kick you in the ass oreo in a while because i havent bought the double stuff but the next time there are here - i am doing that.

if/when i ever go out to cali - we shall have an oreo orgy. every oreo known to man eaten every which way possible haha

*drools at thought*

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