I found this in another forum I post on and found it pretty funny. See if you can come up with some more to add to it.

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

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Evboard last year: Female, because it was unreliable and kept going down on you, plus it always instigated drama.

^I'm a girl you know XD

Cars- Guys cause they drive you round the bend and crazy (no offence guys I'm only talking about some ¬_¬ )

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She sits alone in her castle of stone
and watches the world pass by...

I love to say "MOOK!" Don't ask me what it means because I really have no idea! xD

*Proud member of the following: Amy's Army / Ben's Battalion / Rocky's Regiment / John's Brigade / David's Division / Will's (Boyd) Squad / Terry's Troops / Tim's Patrol / Will's (Hunt) Combat / Troy's Team*
I mean after all, we're all supporting the same thing, right?

Computers are also female - When you first get aquainted they're good to you, but then eventually they'll start whining at you, or saying they lost something. Soon it'll refuse to respond to you, no matter how much you put your back-up plan floppy into it. In the end you accept it and get a new one.

I agree that computers can be female but not for the resons that you said they are female because they are more complicated, there's so much that no one see's cause they only see te simple things.

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She sits alone in her castle of stone
and watches the world pass by...

I love to say "MOOK!" Don't ask me what it means because I really have no idea! xD

*Proud member of the following: Amy's Army / Ben's Battalion / Rocky's Regiment / John's Brigade / David's Division / Will's (Boyd) Squad / Terry's Troops / Tim's Patrol / Will's (Hunt) Combat / Troy's Team*
I mean after all, we're all supporting the same thing, right?

= female

^Always?! *cough*believe me theres more to us than that
Book: male, easy to read most of the time some have longer stories than others... hard to explain

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She sits alone in her castle of stone
and watches the world pass by...

I love to say "MOOK!" Don't ask me what it means because I really have no idea! xD

*Proud member of the following: Amy's Army / Ben's Battalion / Rocky's Regiment / John's Brigade / David's Division / Will's (Boyd) Squad / Terry's Troops / Tim's Patrol / Will's (Hunt) Combat / Troy's Team*
I mean after all, we're all supporting the same thing, right?