I can read pretty fast, I don't keep track of how fast though.

I can pop almost every bone in my body.

My hands are always cold.

I used to have really good grades until 8th grade, which is when I moved away and I had to start all over again.

I've had surgery when I was eight.

I've never broken a bone.

I'm not good with kids, I learned that from my friend's niece.

I've been in the district spelling bee twice, in 5th and 6th grades. The words I spelled wrong were "terrific" and "cuticle". Yeah, terrific had only 1 'f' and cuticle isn't spelled with a 'q'.

I'm scared of my grandma's driving.

I was a band geek.

I also haven't found out what I'm allergic to.

Thats about it.

Its interesting to read everyone else's.

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Beans indeed make me fart too much like Hell. Well, too much, but it's not always bad.

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I have Congenital Nystagmus, which is an eye condition in which my eyes jerk a lot. You can look it up if you want.

Because of ^^, I'm also near-sighted. Joy.

I'm a Christian, but I listen to Marilyn Manson, believe in ghosts, and a few other things that I'm too lazy to mention. Call me open-minded, or call me wierd. I dont really care that much.

I'm pidgion (sp?) toed.

I have an...odd...facination with dust...it's crazy...

I'm scared of the dark, being alone, and pain.

That's it for now...

I make believable animal noises.
Well, believable cat noises.
And I talk to squirrels.

I also do a great Lorraine (Mad TV) impression.

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BUFFY: Because... Okay, I'm cookie dough. I'm not done baking. I'm not finished becoming whoever the hell it is I'm gonna turn out to be. I make it through this, and the next thing, and the next thing, and maybe one day I turn around and realize I'm ready. I'm cookies. And then, you know, if I want someone to eat m... or, enjoy warm, delicious cookie me, then... that's fine. That'll be then. When I'm done.

I thought of some more things from reading everyone elses.

Little kids love me. On at least three seperate occassions, I've been in the shopping centre, and seen parents holding their crying, screaming children. As I've walked past, the kids have stopped crying, watched until I'm past, then started crying again. And all my little cousins and that love me. Everyone who meets me tells me I should be in child-care.

I've never smoked or taken drugs. And I have no plans to. I actually promised my uncle and parents I'll never smoke.

I said I've never broken a bone, but I have sprained my ankle. And I've never been in hospital, apart from when I was born. I've been there to visit people, my mum, my brother, friends. But not in there.

I'm the youngest child in my family. My mum was the youngest in her family. My dad was the youngest in his family. I'm the youngest grandchild from my dad's parents. And my mums parents. I never realised all that before, lol.

Um, I don't really wanna admit this. I've never been kissed. How embarrassing. It's not like I'm that ugly that no one has ever liked me. They have. Enough guys have. But yeah, never been kissed, never been on a date.

EDIT = I knew I forgot something. I have the same pair of shoes that I got at the start of year 8. And they fit me exactly the same. That's like 8 years man.

I love doing puzzles. Word puzzles, like crossword type ones. And those Sudoku puzzles. Love them. I'll sit down to do one, and an hour later I'll realise I've done way more than I thought.

If I think of any more, I'll add them on.

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probably no one cares, but here goes:


most of my clothes are dark, not cause im 'gothic', but because i accidently dyed almost everything else pink.

i ceremonially burn old shoes when they get too bad to wear (my mother reckons il wear them again)

last year i lived on a diet of bbq chicken, pizza, dairylea sandwiches and lettuce.

i did ballet as a kid, and danced into a wall, twice.

when my old guidance teacher told me i had a 'superiority complex', i told him it wasnt my fault that everyone else was stupid.

i suck with deadlines.

my left foot is smaller than my right.

i still believe my stuffed toys are alive.

i tried to strangle my older sister when we were kids

Yeah, there's not that much to say about me...

I have super dark brown hair and I once got into a stupid argument with one of my former friends about it being black (ultra stupid, I know, but I do know my own hair color after all )

I recently discovered a "talent" I have for making a super high pitched voice and sounding either like I'm on helium or a chipmonk.

I'm somewhat hating high school.

My feet are really wide which makes me like a size 10 in shoes (otherwise I would be like an 8)

Ehh...that's all I got for now...

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x I have Asperger's Syndrome, which causes me to constantly say the wrong thing at the wrong time, be so honest I'm sometimes considered rude and so on. It's also why I'm mildly obsessive compulsive.

x I've also got ADD and am Bipolar. It all runs in my family.

x I've got an amazing memory. I can read a story or something once and be able to quote from it. I can also remember random conversations perfectly from more then a year ago.

x I'm legally blind without my contacts in. I've got the worse eyes my retina specialist, eye doctor and eye therapist have ever seen.

x I had three eyes surgeries on one of my eyes last summer. According to the surgeon, my eyes are unnaturally large and filled with a type of liquid instead of the gell-like stuff people have and I shouldn't really be able to see.

x My average weight is 10 pounds underweight (86 lbs), although I eat normally.

x I'm ambidextrious.

x I drink at least three cans/bottles of sprite a day. Mmm.

I think that's about as interesting as I get. =/

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but we are an elite race of our own;
the stoners, junkies and freaks

More dumb facts about yours truly:

My body temp is 96.8, exactly 2 degrees lower than the norm

My daughters all run the exact same body temp as me.

I wore braces for 7 months last year, and got them off in August.

I have never driven in a large city, and don't plan to anytime in the near future either.


I flunked my drivers test twice in high school because I could not parallel park. Thus, I drove for years off and on without my license(not recommended) until I finally got it at 25. That was the year asshole retired. I knew once he was gone I would pass, and did, with flying colors.This same guy also flunked two of my sisters and 3 of my friends when they took their tests. HE was a total prick!

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Since the government gets to use imaginary money to cover its ass, how come I can't use Monopoly money to pay my mortgage?

my temp runs between 96.8 and 97.8. So when I have a temp of 99 and feel like i'm dying. everyone tells me to suck it up cause I don't have a temp.
I have an extra tooth on the bottom.
If i curl my tongue just right, I can spit two streams of spit at least 5' or more across the room.
I won a college art competition when I was in high school.
I have two "blood" brothers. When I was 7 or so, me and two friends were at the grade school and cut our hands and combined the blood. I can't remember who they were tho.
I went on my first date when I was 8. His parents sat behind us at the movie theater.

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