Haha. You haven't seen it, trust me.

I'm actually pretty freaked out by how very well you two know each other's tongues. ::Creepy:: Now THAT has got to make you wonder, lol...

End.

Trust me, it should make you wonder.

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Don't worry, this all stems from oldskool IRC fun.

*licks Apryl*

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Uh. And oldschool ....webcam fun.
Oh wait. That wasn't tongues.


Now THAT is an interesting fact!

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I'm related to the scarecrow from the wizard of oz! hehe!

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My Space My Stuff

hmm... I have a few

I was left handed until I broke my finger and had to learn to write with my other hand, now I can write with both but my left is weaker because I don't do it as frequently.

I've had stitches about 6 different times.

I have super small hands, my 10 year old cousins hands are bigger than mine.

I'm really flexible, I can put both my feet behind my head.

I can jump really high/far. I was the queen of all triplejump,standing long and running long jump back when I did track and field years back.

on my left foot, I can move my baby toe entirely by itself without moving any of the other ones, and I can barely move the one on my right foot at all.

No matter how drunk I've ever been(which is very) I've never actually been hung over.

I'm the pickiest eater you will ever meet.

I'll stop now, I feel like I'm writing a story haha.

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Lock the last open door,my ghosts are gaining on me...

*pretends this is Postsecret*



Baby's ethnic. That's what I'm talking about.

Pfft. Yeah, because I wasn't the one holding a fucking case of beer open so you could puke in it that one night, haha.


<33 you.

I'm opposite, which is retarded because I drink so fucking much. Especially lately.

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I would say my profile gives quite a bit of info but I digress.
I'm 6'7, 310lbs but my superiors in my combat class say I move as if I was 150lbs lighter. Quote from the junior instructor to my Sifu (translates to (master/teacher) "his hands are a fucking blur." when describing a series of strikes I did during a demonstration last week.

When I was born I weighed only 5 lbs (6 weeks premature), would have been twins but my twin had a heart defect that killed him at birth.

I practice archery every day shooting off 100 arrows monday through friday and on Saturdays and Sundays I shoot off between 200 and 350 arrows a day.

I have a large collection of knives, swords, spears, axes and various other weapons. I can identify good steel vs. cheap crap metals and only buy "the cheap stuff" for practice.

I make it a point to be polite to people until there is no reason to.

I couldn't hold a grudge to save my life so arguments and fights tend to be forgotten within hours.

I have a conscience from hell. If I think I have wronged somebody and they definitely didn't deserve it I go out of my way to set things right. I'm a bit dual-natured here though. I only apologize once for any given situaton if the person doesn't accept the apology then as far as I'm concerned they can go fall on something sharp.

A very dear lady friend of mine once said I had a purity of heart that draws people to me despite all the visible scars I have. I often wonder if she saw me in a fight if she would reconsider that "purity." remark!

I look intimidating but I'm easy to get along with.

Any thread I post in typically becomes a ghost town.

Did I cure your insomnia yet?

Thanx for your time.

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The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse to the trap gets the cheese.

Since it's my b-day and all, I just remembered that I share a birthday with Enrique Iglesias, Darren Hayes and Alex Van Halen. Now you can go and be jealous.

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I have a reputation beyond repute. Shizzle.