Join Teh Kitteh, even though we'll never defeat The Mafia! - EvBoard

isaymeow · 11-18-2007, 02:28 PM

All members interested in fighting off "The Mafia" please feel free to join the LOLcat society local evboard branch dubbed "teh kitteh mafia"

The Kitteh Mafia is taking applications and offering cookie Vgifts and LOLcat Immunity in a grassroots effort to strengthen their numbers and take back the interweb.

Our History:
The small group who trolled the SA forums together formed long ago on Myspace, spreading the "LOL Catz" across profiles. Our efforts included leaving masses of comments, spamming our friends till they joined our forces. Unfortunately that group was deleted about a year ago, but the mafia lives on. The Mafia's 3rd in command was recently reawakened when her lovely twisted sister avatar was changed. She took revenge -- spreading the pictures of LOLcats under the influence of many, many margaritas.

Our Mission:
"The Kitteh Mafia" has only one plan -- to overtake the world with Cat Macros in order to make the world a happier place. We aren't out for world domination, but we do want to spread the "lolz" and fight back against the mafia and their shenanigans.

What is a "LOL Cat" ?
A "LOL CAT" or Cat Macro is a photograph (usually close up) with cats doing crazy things with funny sayings written in the official font, Impact. See examples Below:

Example:

Scratchy · 11-18-2007, 02:38 PM

Just LOL. *under the table ahhaha*

Shivercide · 11-18-2007, 02:43 PM

.
Awwww, since you didn't like the kitty av I made for you, she has a statement to make.

isaymeow · 11-18-2007, 02:47 PM

Oh I like teh kitteh, teh kitteh is saved on my hard drive. But angry cat was awakened and in a bad mood to boot!

BTW,

**Nyx** · 11-18-2007, 05:06 PM

I appreciate all the attention I'm getting lately, I really do.

Selfish&Cold · 11-18-2007, 07:16 PM

Decides to joine teh kitteh's!

Unknown_Soldier · 11-18-2007, 10:01 PM

I shall PWN you!!!

i wanna join teh kittens too!!!!

**Miles D** · 11-18-2007, 10:01 PM

I like my kitty!

BTW, I'm thinking of Prince's song "Pussy Control" right about now.

Selfish&Cold · 11-18-2007, 10:52 PM

Very bad Kitteh's

11-18-2007, 02:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
isaymeow crush.crush.crush. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: the 'burgh Posts: 117 Points: 5,332.94 Bank: 131,566.91 Total Points: 136,899.86 Donate	Join Teh Kitteh, even though we'll never defeat The Mafia! All members interested in fighting off "The Mafia" please feel free to join the LOLcat society local evboard branch dubbed "teh kitteh mafia" The Kitteh Mafia is taking applications and offering cookie Vgifts and LOLcat Immunity in a grassroots effort to strengthen their numbers and take back the interweb. Our History: The small group who trolled the SA forums together formed long ago on Myspace, spreading the "LOL Catz" across profiles. Our efforts included leaving masses of comments, spamming our friends till they joined our forces. Unfortunately that group was deleted about a year ago, but the mafia lives on. The Mafia's 3rd in command was recently reawakened when her lovely twisted sister avatar was changed. She took revenge -- spreading the pictures of LOLcats under the influence of many, many margaritas. Our Mission: "The Kitteh Mafia" has only one plan -- to overtake the world with Cat Macros in order to make the world a happier place. We aren't out for world domination, but we do want to spread the "lolz" and fight back against the mafia and their shenanigans. What is a "LOL Cat" ? A "LOL CAT" or Cat Macro is a photograph (usually close up) with cats doing crazy things with funny sayings written in the official font, Impact. See examples Below: Example: __________________ In Memory of Jenny McIlree who fought Ovarian Cancer till the end (3/27/08)

11-18-2007, 02:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
Scratchy In Vino Veritas Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Saint-Petersburg, Russia Posts: 4,198 Points: 12,333.59 Bank: 31,669,395.29 Total Points: 31,681,728.88 Donate	Just LOL. under the table ahhaha __________________ . I'm proud to announce that Shivercide is now part of the board's E.V.I.L forces, thanks to me!

11-18-2007, 02:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
isaymeow crush.crush.crush. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: the 'burgh Posts: 117 Points: 5,332.94 Bank: 131,566.91 Total Points: 136,899.86 Donate	Oh I like teh kitteh, teh kitteh is saved on my hard drive. But angry cat was awakened and in a bad mood to boot! BTW, __________________ In Memory of Jenny McIlree who fought Ovarian Cancer till the end (3/27/08)

11-18-2007, 05:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
Nyx Promotes The Mafia© Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Uhm... can't remember. Too much rum. Age: 18 Posts: 786 Points: 1,055.79 Bank: 94,153.16 Total Points: 95,208.95 Donate $\m/ - Fanat1c$	I appreciate all the attention I'm getting lately, I really do. __________________ Left a legacy untold You conquered life and fear So you see there was no room for you to grow old I have a reputation beyond repute. Shizzle.

11-18-2007, 07:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
Selfish&Cold Drunken manwh0re! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a pineapple under the sea! Age: 24 Posts: 845 Points: 390.72 Bank: 13,733.03 Total Points: 14,123.76 Donate	Decides to joine teh kitteh's! __________________ I took you home Set you on the glass I pulled off your wings Then I laughed.

11-18-2007, 10:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
Unknown_Soldier The Anti-Hero Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: The Dark Eternal Night Posts: 332 Points: 145.35 Bank: 13,894.43 Total Points: 14,039.79 Donate	I shall PWN you!!! i wanna join teh kittens too!!!! __________________ Nothing you say and nothing you try will change time. Human race prepares to die...

11-18-2007, 10:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
Miles D Obama Osama Obama Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Memphis, TN Age: 30 Posts: 2,910 Points: 39.02 Bank: 286,061.95 Total Points: 286,100.97 Donate	I like my kitty! BTW, I'm thinking of Prince's song "Pussy Control" right about now. __________________

11-18-2007, 10:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
Selfish&Cold Drunken manwh0re! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In a pineapple under the sea! Age: 24 Posts: 845 Points: 390.72 Bank: 13,733.03 Total Points: 14,123.76 Donate	Very bad Kitteh's __________________ I took you home Set you on the glass I pulled off your wings Then I laughed.

11-20-2007, 08:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
isaymeow crush.crush.crush. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: the 'burgh Posts: 117 Points: 5,332.94 Bank: 131,566.91 Total Points: 136,899.86 Donate