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Old 04-13-2008, 06:43 AM   #91 (permalink)
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Ties a phone cord around your neck and strangles you so much your head is severed.
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Old 04-13-2008, 06:47 AM   #92 (permalink)
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knocks you out with my bag and smashes your head with my stillettos and then to be extra sure puches my hell my through your chest
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Old 04-13-2008, 06:49 AM   #93 (permalink)
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Hahaha wires your jaw shut so you slowly starve to death
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Old 04-13-2008, 06:55 AM   #94 (permalink)
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^ ha ha ha saves myself by the use of a naso gastric tube (life saved)

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Old 04-13-2008, 06:58 AM   #95 (permalink)
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^ Now that is just mean!!! lol

Hmm...pokes you with a cattle prod and taser until the electricty makes you catch fire and you burn to death, very slowly...
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Old 04-13-2008, 07:52 AM   #96 (permalink)
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sticks some pencils up your nose, then smashes your face against the wall...LOBOTOMY!
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Old 04-13-2008, 08:11 AM   #97 (permalink)
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Sticks pencils in your ears causing your eardrums to rupture and bleed, you die of a brain bleed.
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Old 04-13-2008, 02:53 PM   #98 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2008, 03:04 PM   #99 (permalink)
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creative, right?
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Old 04-13-2008, 03:15 PM   #100 (permalink)
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yeah, interesting creativity. let's see if I can do better.

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