Kill the Poster Above You - Page 11 - EvBoard

Angel333 · 04-13-2008, 03:17 PM

*stabs you in the heart with a lethally sharp footlong icicle*

the evidence melts, you'll have nothing on me!!! bwahahahaha

Dragoknight · 04-13-2008, 03:26 PM

I throw a WW2 grenade at you, but it is so old that it doesn't explode, however, the police and ambulance quickly arrive because I had a weapon (the grenade). You get run over by the ambulance and need medical attention. The policecar drives over the grenade, and the wheels throw the grenade into the car engine. The police car is driving towards me very fast but just before it gets to me the grenade explodes and sends the car ten foot high in the air. At this point in time, you are in the ambulance and they are about to drive you to the nearest hospital. However, the flying police car lands on the ambulance and crushes it. As a result, you die.

AdamantEsuna · 04-13-2008, 04:47 PM

Waits till you are asleep, then sticks my kitty on ur face, cat then proceedes in eating your eyes, ala dude from Alice In Chains

and Dragoknight: Complicated death much? lmao

Sweet Tigger · 04-13-2008, 05:38 PM

Laces cyanide in your food and whatever you drink, and
kills you within only a couple of minutes.
It stops your breathing first, then shuts down all your organs
inside of you.

* Finds you laying there *

**gilwellian** · 04-13-2008, 05:46 PM

I have a terrible passion for baked beans and cabbage so deadly fart odor lead Trina to death on the battlefield. Period.

~river~ · 04-13-2008, 06:29 PM

over doses you on an anticoagulant and then gives you some tiny paper cuts and watches you bleed to death

Julieann · 04-13-2008, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~river~

puts you in an elevator sends it to the top floor of a 50 floor building then cuts the cords so you plunge to the floor and die in a firey blaze

Quote:

Originally Posted by Princess Mary

^ Now that is just mean!!! lol

Not to mention highly unlikely, due to the backup brakes on pretty much every elevator manufactured in the last hundred years...if the cable breaks, there's a spring that pushes prongs out into notched tracks on either side of the elevator car, thus holding it in place and preventing it from plummeting down the shaft

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angel333

*stabs you in the heart with a lethally sharp footlong icicle*

the evidence melts, you'll have nothing on me!!! bwahahahaha

Dude, talk about cheating, I TOTALLY used that on the second or third page of this thread...

LOL.

Hmm, okay, now to murder the person above me...

*shoves you down the empty elevator shaft of a 100-story building*

(Yeah, it's lame, but I'm preoccupied and it's the first thing I thought of, heh.)

AdamantEsuna · 04-13-2008, 07:40 PM

makes you watch the Wiggles, aha

you die slowly and painfully, strangely unable to get away as your brain melts and trickled out through your ears, eyes, and nose... DEATH BY KIDDIE SHOWS!!! BWUAH HA

Sweet Tigger · 04-13-2008, 08:14 PM

L.M.F.A.O.....Jerry!! *JUST ROFL*

Chains you up to a sit up bed, and makes you watch the MOST annoying
show ever possible, untill you just drop dead.
Or I can just inject something really lethal into your vains, and you
over dose from it. Mahhahhaha
* Yes I am Evil *

Angel333 · 04-13-2008, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julieann

Dude, talk about cheating, I TOTALLY used that on the second or third page of this thread...

LOL.

Yeah i came into this thread late, so I missed that one. Actually my students introduced me to that method, which scares me a little.

Anyway, back to the task at hand, I'd tickle Trina until she couldn't breathe anymore, and then I would tickle her some more until her heart stopped (I'm assuming no one else took that one

)

04-13-2008, 03:17 PM	#101 (permalink)
Angel333 Pour Some Sugar On Me Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Springfield, MA Age: 32 Posts: 1,039 Points: 12,188.17 Bank: 120,961.53 Total Points: 133,149.69 Donate	stabs you in the heart with a lethally sharp footlong icicle the evidence melts, you'll have nothing on me!!! bwahahahaha __________________ Bound at every limb by my shackles of fear Sealed with lies through so many tears Lost from within, pursuing the end I fight for the chance to be lied to again http://www.myspace.com/angel333JOIN TEH KITTEH MAFIA

04-13-2008, 03:26 PM	#102 (permalink)
Dragoknight The Trusted One Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England Posts: 163 Points: 6,858.55 Bank: 189,404.76 Total Points: 196,263.31 Donate	I throw a WW2 grenade at you, but it is so old that it doesn't explode, however, the police and ambulance quickly arrive because I had a weapon (the grenade). You get run over by the ambulance and need medical attention. The policecar drives over the grenade, and the wheels throw the grenade into the car engine. The police car is driving towards me very fast but just before it gets to me the grenade explodes and sends the car ten foot high in the air. At this point in time, you are in the ambulance and they are about to drive you to the nearest hospital. However, the flying police car lands on the ambulance and crushes it. As a result, you die. __________________ This is my life! And there is nothing you can do about it! To think that life is enough, is to be killed by your own existence.

04-13-2008, 04:47 PM	#103 (permalink)
AdamantEsuna i am a BLACK BULLET Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: under your bed Age: 14 Posts: 166 Points: 3,857.35 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,857.35 Donate	Waits till you are asleep, then sticks my kitty on ur face, cat then proceedes in eating your eyes, ala dude from Alice In Chains and Dragoknight: Complicated death much? lmao __________________ INSANITY IS THE FIRST SIGN OF INSANITY!!!

04-13-2008, 05:38 PM	#104 (permalink)
Sweet Tigger Nothing Brings Me Down Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Over The Rainbow Age: 31 Posts: 2,856 Points: 8,097.95 Bank: 194,854.02 Total Points: 202,951.97 Donate $PIE. \m/ Heh, you're awesome. :D - CrownlessAgain$	Laces cyanide in your food and whatever you drink, and kills you within only a couple of minutes. It stops your breathing first, then shuts down all your organs inside of you. * Finds you laying there * __________________ Always Live Life To The Fullest, And Never Take Anything For Granted!

04-13-2008, 05:46 PM	#105 (permalink)
gilwellian Beans! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Barcelona Age: 46 Posts: 4,033 Points: 110,966.79 Bank: 5,614,335.12 Total Points: 5,725,301.91 Donate	I have a terrible passion for baked beans and cabbage so deadly fart odor lead Trina to death on the battlefield. Period. __________________ I am now accepting donations for the "Come to Florida" Fund. To make a contribution please see my financial advisor. Your support is appreciated. Please note that all donations are tax deductible.

04-13-2008, 06:29 PM	#106 (permalink)
~river~ Lips Like Morphine Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: at the heart of your darkest nightmares and deepest desires Age: 20 Posts: 2,004 Points: 729.61 Bank: 205,855.80 Total Points: 206,585.41 Donate	over doses you on an anticoagulant and then gives you some tiny paper cuts and watches you bleed to death __________________ Breathe for love tomorrow Cause there's no hope for today Breathe for love tomorrow Cause maybe there's another way

04-13-2008, 07:40 PM	#108 (permalink)
AdamantEsuna i am a BLACK BULLET Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: under your bed Age: 14 Posts: 166 Points: 3,857.35 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,857.35 Donate	makes you watch the Wiggles, aha you die slowly and painfully, strangely unable to get away as your brain melts and trickled out through your ears, eyes, and nose... DEATH BY KIDDIE SHOWS!!! BWUAH HA __________________ INSANITY IS THE FIRST SIGN OF INSANITY!!!

04-13-2008, 08:14 PM	#109 (permalink)
Sweet Tigger Nothing Brings Me Down Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Over The Rainbow Age: 31 Posts: 2,856 Points: 8,097.95 Bank: 194,854.02 Total Points: 202,951.97 Donate $PIE. \m/ Heh, you're awesome. :D - CrownlessAgain$	L.M.F.A.O.....Jerry!! JUST ROFL Chains you up to a sit up bed, and makes you watch the MOST annoying show ever possible, untill you just drop dead. Or I can just inject something really lethal into your vains, and you over dose from it. Mahhahhaha * Yes I am Evil * __________________ Always Live Life To The Fullest, And Never Take Anything For Granted! Last edited by Sweet Tigger : 04-13-2008 at 08:49 PM.