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Dad2leia · 04-24-2008, 08:52 AM

Never claimed to be a super and proficient spellmaster now did I?

^Bashes your head in with the Webster's Unabridged version of that dictionary....

Just picking that thing up can kill you...but, if you want to consider that one being a "repeat"...

^Takes you for a spacewalk, without your pressure suit.

mizzm77 · 04-24-2008, 07:31 PM

*stabbing and scratching you with a butcher knife!* fun fun (jk)

and... (more creative)
*setting wild horses loose in your house to trample you to death*

Sonja · 04-24-2008, 07:38 PM

*forces you to do my homework and then shoves it down your throat*

that should do the trick

Princess Mary · 04-24-2008, 10:02 PM

Gets Peter from Family Guy to sit on her.

Angel333 · 04-24-2008, 10:04 PM

^makes her eat my friend's cooking

Princess Mary · 04-24-2008, 10:48 PM

Gets you to play Packrat until you die of starvation

Dad2leia · 04-27-2008, 09:24 AM

Eh, have been there and ALMOST done that...

^Launched you towards the sun....at least you'll confirm the "bright light" at the end of the tunnel theory...

Princess Mary · 04-28-2008, 02:05 AM

Puts you in the microwave and turns it on just to see what will happen

Dad2leia · 04-28-2008, 02:26 PM

^ Sticks your arm into a Victorian meat grinder ans starts to turn...

Sweet Tigger · 04-28-2008, 02:41 PM

Takes a butchers knife, and cuts you right down the middle of your
body, and tears out all your organs with my bar hands.
This is all while your still awake, sreaming for mercy.
* Omg, thats just fucking brutal *

04-24-2008, 07:38 PM	#213 (permalink)
Sonja eskimo extraordinaire Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Iceland Age: 15 Posts: 138 Points: 1,923.70 Bank: 75,341.52 Total Points: 77,265.22 Donate	forces you to do my homework and then shoves it down your throat that should do the trick __________________

04-24-2008, 10:02 PM	#214 (permalink)
Princess Mary Mastah debatah! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pleasuring Tarja Under The Bedsheets And Watching Her Toes Curl Age: 25 Posts: 4,156 Points: 21.61 Bank: 638,711.94 Total Points: 638,733.55 Donate	Gets Peter from Family Guy to sit on her. __________________ Made by "Sirens Melody"

04-24-2008, 10:04 PM	#215 (permalink)
Angel333 Pour Some Sugar On Me Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Springfield, MA Age: 32 Posts: 1,040 Points: 12,199.16 Bank: 123,380.76 Total Points: 135,579.91 Donate	^makes her eat my friend's cooking __________________ Bound at every limb by my shackles of fear Sealed with lies through so many tears Lost from within, pursuing the end I fight for the chance to be lied to again http://www.myspace.com/angel333JOIN TEH KITTEH MAFIA

04-24-2008, 10:48 PM	#216 (permalink)
Princess Mary Mastah debatah! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pleasuring Tarja Under The Bedsheets And Watching Her Toes Curl Age: 25 Posts: 4,156 Points: 21.61 Bank: 638,711.94 Total Points: 638,733.55 Donate	Gets you to play Packrat until you die of starvation __________________ Made by "Sirens Melody"

04-28-2008, 02:05 AM	#218 (permalink)
Princess Mary Mastah debatah! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pleasuring Tarja Under The Bedsheets And Watching Her Toes Curl Age: 25 Posts: 4,156 Points: 21.61 Bank: 638,711.94 Total Points: 638,733.55 Donate	Puts you in the microwave and turns it on just to see what will happen __________________ Made by "Sirens Melody"

04-24-2008, 08:52 AM	#211 (permalink)
Dad2leia Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Glenshaw, PA Age: 37 Posts: 170 Points: 14,572.65 Bank: 156,060.00 Total Points: 170,632.65 Donate	Never claimed to be a super and proficient spellmaster now did I? ^Bashes your head in with the Webster's Unabridged version of that dictionary.... Just picking that thing up can kill you...but, if you want to consider that one being a "repeat"... ^Takes you for a spacewalk, without your pressure suit.

04-24-2008, 07:31 PM	#212 (permalink)
mizzm77 The Silent Force Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 161 Points: 316.10 Bank: 23,834.76 Total Points: 24,150.86 Donate	stabbing and scratching you with a butcher knife! fun fun (jk) and... (more creative) setting wild horses loose in your house to trample you to death

04-27-2008, 09:24 AM	#217 (permalink)
Dad2leia Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Glenshaw, PA Age: 37 Posts: 170 Points: 14,572.65 Bank: 156,060.00 Total Points: 170,632.65 Donate	Eh, have been there and ALMOST done that... ^Launched you towards the sun....at least you'll confirm the "bright light" at the end of the tunnel theory...

04-28-2008, 02:26 PM	#219 (permalink)
Dad2leia Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Glenshaw, PA Age: 37 Posts: 170 Points: 14,572.65 Bank: 156,060.00 Total Points: 170,632.65 Donate	^ Sticks your arm into a Victorian meat grinder ans starts to turn...

04-28-2008, 02:41 PM	#220 (permalink)
Sweet Tigger Nothing Brings Me Down Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Over The Rainbow Age: 31 Posts: 2,858 Points: 8,119.29 Bank: 194,854.02 Total Points: 202,973.31 Donate $PIE. \m/ Heh, you're awesome. :D - CrownlessAgain$	Takes a butchers knife, and cuts you right down the middle of your body, and tears out all your organs with my bar hands. This is all while your still awake, sreaming for mercy. * Omg, thats just fucking brutal * __________________ Always Live Life To The Fullest, And Never Take Anything For Granted!

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