Kill the Poster Above You - Page 27 - EvBoard

Dad2leia · 05-07-2008, 07:40 PM

^Sews your mouth shut..

Slow painful, and you'll not be able to talk about it either...

Princess Mary · 05-08-2008, 12:28 AM

Shoves on of those air pumps like you see at the petrol stations up your bum, and pumps you so full of ai you explode in lots of colors and fireworks light up the sky.

Sweet Tigger · 05-08-2008, 12:58 AM

LMAO Kylie....thats funy, I can just picture that.

Ties you up, and puts you in the middle of a football game, and
you get trampled on.

* Yeah that one sucked, but I can't really be creative right now *

Princess Mary · 05-08-2008, 01:07 AM

Doinks Trina on the head with the football until her brain explodes

mizzm77 · 05-08-2008, 06:19 AM

shoots a gun up ur ass, that should do the trick

Princess Mary · 05-08-2008, 06:34 AM

Sticks a metal pole up your bum and twists it around

Sweet Tigger · 05-08-2008, 10:21 AM

These last few posts, are just hilarious!!
* literly Laughs Out Loud *

Throws a medicine ball at you, and knocks you out perminately.
* They pronounce you brain dead, and pulls the plug *

(sorry for all the bad spelling, I know I suck at it)

Dragoknight · 05-08-2008, 12:55 PM

I call you, and scare you into thinking I'm looking at you with a sniper rifle, then I say, "ready to die? 5, 4, 3, 2, 1" - at this point you get so scared that you die of a heart attack.

Princess Mary · 05-08-2008, 05:55 PM

^ That would scare me lol

Breaks into your hoursand cuts you neck to naval while you sleep and rips out your insides, makes a rope from your intestines, and abseils out the window.

Dad2leia · 05-09-2008, 07:48 AM

^Chops your head off with a cleaver.

Messy and quick...

05-08-2008, 12:28 AM	#262 (permalink)
Princess Mary 39 Years Ago We Lost You Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pleasuring Tarja Under The Bedsheets And Watching Her Toes Curl Age: 24 Posts: 3,786 Points: 385.82 Bank: 291,916.93 Total Points: 292,302.75 Donate	Shoves on of those air pumps like you see at the petrol stations up your bum, and pumps you so full of ai you explode in lots of colors and fireworks light up the sky. __________________ Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, Epica, After Forever...and anyone else you can think of! New forums open now.

05-08-2008, 12:58 AM	#263 (permalink)
Sweet Tigger I drink a lot Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Over The Rainbow Age: 31 Posts: 2,518 Points: 1,805.77 Bank: 88,247.52 Total Points: 90,053.29 Donate $PIE. \m/ Heh, you're awesome. :D - CrownlessAgain$	LMAO Kylie....thats funy, I can just picture that. Ties you up, and puts you in the middle of a football game, and you get trampled on. * Yeah that one sucked, but I can't really be creative right now * __________________ Always Believe In Your Self!!!

05-08-2008, 01:07 AM	#264 (permalink)
Princess Mary 39 Years Ago We Lost You Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pleasuring Tarja Under The Bedsheets And Watching Her Toes Curl Age: 24 Posts: 3,786 Points: 385.82 Bank: 291,916.93 Total Points: 292,302.75 Donate	Doinks Trina on the head with the football until her brain explodes __________________ Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, Epica, After Forever...and anyone else you can think of! New forums open now.

05-08-2008, 06:34 AM	#266 (permalink)
Princess Mary 39 Years Ago We Lost You Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pleasuring Tarja Under The Bedsheets And Watching Her Toes Curl Age: 24 Posts: 3,786 Points: 385.82 Bank: 291,916.93 Total Points: 292,302.75 Donate	Sticks a metal pole up your bum and twists it around __________________ Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, Epica, After Forever...and anyone else you can think of! New forums open now.

05-08-2008, 10:21 AM	#267 (permalink)
Sweet Tigger I drink a lot Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Over The Rainbow Age: 31 Posts: 2,518 Points: 1,805.77 Bank: 88,247.52 Total Points: 90,053.29 Donate $PIE. \m/ Heh, you're awesome. :D - CrownlessAgain$	These last few posts, are just hilarious!! * literly Laughs Out Loud * Throws a medicine ball at you, and knocks you out perminately. * They pronounce you brain dead, and pulls the plug * (sorry for all the bad spelling, I know I suck at it) __________________ Always Believe In Your Self!!!

05-07-2008, 07:40 PM	#261 (permalink)
Dad2leia Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Glenshaw, PA Age: 37 Posts: 169 Points: 235.07 Bank: 80,000.00 Total Points: 80,235.07 Donate	^Sews your mouth shut.. Slow painful, and you'll not be able to talk about it either...

05-08-2008, 12:55 PM	#268 (permalink)
Dragoknight The Trusted One Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: England Posts: 94 Points: 25,195.35 Bank: 88,321.59 Total Points: 113,516.94 Donate	I call you, and scare you into thinking I'm looking at you with a sniper rifle, then I say, "ready to die? 5, 4, 3, 2, 1" - at this point you get so scared that you die of a heart attack. __________________ This is my life! And there is nothing you can do about it! To think that life is enough, is to be killed by your own existence.

05-08-2008, 05:55 PM	#269 (permalink)
Princess Mary 39 Years Ago We Lost You Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pleasuring Tarja Under The Bedsheets And Watching Her Toes Curl Age: 24 Posts: 3,786 Points: 385.82 Bank: 291,916.93 Total Points: 292,302.75 Donate	^ That would scare me lol Breaks into your hoursand cuts you neck to naval while you sleep and rips out your insides, makes a rope from your intestines, and abseils out the window. __________________ Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, Epica, After Forever...and anyone else you can think of! New forums open now.

05-09-2008, 07:48 AM	#270 (permalink)
Dad2leia Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Glenshaw, PA Age: 37 Posts: 169 Points: 235.07 Bank: 80,000.00 Total Points: 80,235.07 Donate	^Chops your head off with a cleaver. Messy and quick...