sews you into a body bag and throws you into a grave to die of starvation

Throws you into a body bag, inside a trunk of
a car, and sends it flying off a bridge!!
Mahahahahaha

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give you a drink, it tastes of bitter almonds (aka cyanide)

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This is my life! And there is nothing you can do about it!
To think that life is enough, is to be killed by your own existence.

Chains you up to a chair, and attaches wires to every part of your
body, and runs about 500 volts through each of them, and watches you
go through electric shock treatment.
* Has very evil grin *
Bahhahahaha

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Locks you in a closet with a swarm of killer bees.

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"Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces"

force feeds you poisened peanut butter (i know, random) and watches you wither and die

*Slams you in the head with a rusty stop sign*

Takes an old rusty chainsaw, and slices you down the middle of
your body, as blood splaters everywhere.
HAhahahahaha

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I give you a lethal dose of air straight into your veins

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This is my life! And there is nothing you can do about it!
To think that life is enough, is to be killed by your own existence.

forces you to spend the next 24 hours in the car with my uber annoying little brother, you go crazy and commit suicide by jumping out of the car on the highway